Christmas in Zion
Launch Christmas in Zion
Thinking
I really really hope he didn’t get me socks for Christmas.
Listening
Regia: The Art of Navigation
Reading
Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics
How to Charm Me
Sit still for the hour that it takes me to cut the four mile thicket of forest that is your hair.
How to Annoy Me
Ask my opinion on what you’re getting your wife for Christmas. I simply cannot give an objective opinion on Mariah Carey’s Greatest Hits.
Baptistic Jihad
It’s a little known fact that I grew up in a Mormon household in a very non-Mormon part of the country some like to call The Bible Belt, or what I like to remember as The Bible Shall Be Shoved Down Your Throat Or We Shall Whip You With a Belt. My family lived not [...]
Thinking
Do I look like I know anything about fantasy football? I didn’t think so.
Listening
Lucinda Williams: Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
Reading
Mormon Teen Loses Inhibitions After Third Benadryl
