Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage. 13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period. Oprah. Total Request Live. Horizontal surfaces. Rabid Naked IMingï¿½ Shower? Why? Porn. Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface? That box of Wheaties is GONE. Passions. The nap after Passions. Too much time [...]
Massive Attack: Mezzanine
The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
Compare buttermilk biscuits to muffins, as if there is no difference between the two, you wretched soul.
Open mouth, insert huge goddamned foot.
Shouldn’t have had that last tequila shot. Shouldn’t have had that fourth bowl of wheaties.
Pillows are cool.
New Pornographers: Mass Romantic
My journals from college. They aren’t funny.