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Thinking

Pillows are cool.

Listening

New Pornographers: Mass Romantic

Reading

My journals from college. They aren’t funny.

Enjoying

Saturday Morning Commercials

How to Charm Me

You’re three years old and you know how to use the word “sickening.”

How to Annoy Me

Wear white half-socks with black shoes.