Yesterday I had a half a package of Oreos with chocolate creme filling. Something snapped at around 2 o’clock, and every ounce of self control I’d developed since I started running stairs eight months ago evaporated with one crispy, creamy nibble. What the diet and exercise experts don’t tell you, conveniently, is that when you [...]
Happiness is clean sheets.
Bauer: Can’t Stop Singing
Immitate a dog eating Crunchy Corn Bran.
Make me pack in an orderly fashion. I just don’t have it in me.
Things to remember before I embark on a weekend jaunt to Utah to mingle with Mormons and relatives with missing teeth: Steer clear of Aunt Lola. Granny will fall sleep on the toilet. Use the one in the basement. The three year old nephew will announce to everyone his inconvenient state of poopiness. Aunt Lola [...]
Life is too short. Drink Jack Daniels.
Spain: I Believe