Chicago On My Mind and in My Hair
Residents of Chicago are fiercely proud of their winters. Not unlike survivors of natural disasters or chicken pox, these people are united in a common triumph over the most terrible of conflicts. Apparently, winters in the midwest “suck ass” or “fucking bite” or “let’s just say I don’t see your momma shoveling no five feet [...]
Listening
The White Stripes: White Blood Cells
Reading
The Brothers, by Frederick Barthelme
How to Charm Me
Wear that great smelling deodorant, I could put my face in your armpit all day.
How to Annoy Me
Call me while I’m sleeping, and after I tell you that I’m sleeping, continue to jabber like a fucking monkey.
