Pack the Flask
Things to remember before I embark on a weekend jaunt to Utah to mingle with Mormons and relatives with missing teeth: Steer clear of Aunt Lola. Granny will fall sleep on the toilet. Use the one in the basement. The three year old nephew will announce to everyone his inconvenient state of poopiness. Aunt Lola [...]
Thinking
Life is too short. Drink Jack Daniels.
Listening
Spain: I Believe
Reading
Erasing.org
How to Charm Me
Feed me Corn Pops while heckling TRL.
How to Annoy Me
Borrow my stapler. Get your own.
