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Pack the Flask

Things to remember before I embark on a weekend jaunt to Utah to mingle with Mormons and relatives with missing teeth: Steer clear of Aunt Lola. Granny will fall sleep on the toilet. Use the one in the basement. The three year old nephew will announce to everyone his inconvenient state of poopiness. Aunt Lola [...]


Life is too short. Drink Jack Daniels.


Spain: I Believe


How to Charm Me

Feed me Corn Pops while heckling TRL.

How to Annoy Me

Borrow my stapler. Get your own.