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Hungry Like The Wolf

Yesterday I had a half a package of Oreos with chocolate creme filling. Something snapped at around 2 o’clock, and every ounce of self control I’d developed since I started running stairs eight months ago evaporated with one crispy, creamy nibble. What the diet and exercise experts don’t tell you, conveniently, is that when you [...]


Happiness is clean sheets.


Bauer: Can’t Stop Singing



How to Charm Me

Immitate a dog eating Crunchy Corn Bran.

How to Annoy Me

Make me pack in an orderly fashion. I just don’t have it in me.