Yesterday I had a half a package of Oreos with chocolate creme filling. Something snapped at around 2 o’clock, and every ounce of self control I’d developed since I started running stairs eight months ago evaporated with one crispy, creamy nibble. What the diet and exercise experts don’t tell you, conveniently, is that when you [...]
Happiness is clean sheets.
Bauer: Can’t Stop Singing
Immitate a dog eating Crunchy Corn Bran.
Make me pack in an orderly fashion. I just don’t have it in me.