Nap Time For Adults
Key to a good nap in the middle of the day at work: Make sure the car is parked in the shade, preferrably in a parking garage so that you don’t have people walking by the car and gawking at your mangled form on the back seat and calling the police because they think you’re [...]
Thinking
I shouldn’t have eaten that entire pan of Rice Krispie Treats.
Listening
Ride: Going Blank Again
Reading
Forecasting The End Of LA
Enjoying
Mark Ryden
How to Charm Me
Don’t freak out when I do that brake-at-the-last-second maneuver in the Doocemobile Town Car.
How to Annoy Me
Drink the last Diet 7-Up in the community refrigerator. I bet you’re the same person who sends out those crappy company emails that say “Good Work Team!” and “Our Numbers Look Great!”
Thinking
Vanilla ice cream is good for you. It has beans in it. And we all know about beans.
Listening
The Saints: I’m Stranded
Reading
Cell Phone Radiation Charts


