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Nap Time For Adults

Key to a good nap in the middle of the day at work: Make sure the car is parked in the shade, preferrably in a parking garage so that you don’t have people walking by the car and gawking at your mangled form on the back seat and calling the police because they think you’re [...]


I shouldn’t have eaten that entire pan of Rice Krispie Treats.


Ride: Going Blank Again


Forecasting The End Of LA


Mark Ryden

How to Charm Me

Don’t freak out when I do that brake-at-the-last-second maneuver in the Doocemobile Town Car.

How to Annoy Me

Drink the last Diet 7-Up in the community refrigerator. I bet you’re the same person who sends out those crappy company emails that say “Good Work Team!” and “Our Numbers Look Great!”


Vanilla ice cream is good for you. It has beans in it. And we all know about beans.


The Saints: I’m Stranded


Cell Phone Radiation Charts