Sham Francisco
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Roommate
I find it astounding that my childhood was spent almost entirely in one suburban residence. For over 15 years I called Cedar Oak Cove my home, the local Piggly Wiggly my home away from home. Since the age of 18, however, I’ve had to memorize 10 different addresses and phone numbers, almost as if the [...]
Listening
Dolly Parton: Little Sparrow
Enjoying
Destroy Rockcity
How to Charm Me
Fold the laundry that I’ve left in the dryer. Neighbors aren’t supposed to be so humane.
How to Annoy Me
Point out to a table of 8 co-workers that I’ve got a green onion stuck in the middle of my two front teeth.
Thinking
My boss just called me a bitch. Should I be worried?
Thinking
My boss just called me a bitch. Should I be worried?
Listening
The Charlatans UK: Wonderland
Enjoying
Mark Simonson Studio


