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Strategic Power Lunch

Although I’d sworn off fast-food lunches last month after realizing that I’d spent over 40% of my weekly income on “extra guacamole,” today I decided to violate my midday meal policy with several co-workers at the nearest Baja Buds. I needed the camaraderie–the inevitable, universal co-worker mumblings and gripes about upper management’s staggering incompetency, in [...]

Listening

Sparklehorse: It’s a Wonderful Life

Reading

Propaganda, American-style

How to Charm Me

Still eat the cookies I baked at 475 degrees when they were supposed to be baked at 375. The dial on the oven was all fuzzy.

How to Annoy Me

Ask me, “Are you going to finish that burrito?” You even think about reaching over here and you will promptly lose two fingers.