Garage Sale
Saturday morning, 7:30 am. A rare fog suffocates the tiny district of LA known as “Little Israel,” nestled between Fairfax and La Brea just south of Melrose Avenue. Our mission: to get rid of as much junk as possible in the smallest amount of time, which could prove challenging as almost every article of junk [...]
Listening
The Shins: Oh Inverted World
How to Charm Me
Tell the cashier at The Gap that you’ve come to mop their floors.
How to Annoy Me
Haggle over a women’s rib-knit cowl-neck sweater that I’ve priced at 25 cents.


