How to Charm Me
Let me win when we wrestle.
How to Annoy Me
Steer your shopping cart through Costco like a maniac. We’re all in this together.
Kicking, Squealing Gucci Little Piggy
Saturday morning at the end of a 40 minute stair-running workout in Santa Monica, I almost participated in my first live girl-on-girl cat fight. I had run 12 sets of 150 stairs, most of them taken two at a time, and the stench of wet bodies and morning fog enfolded me like a curling swath [...]
Listening
Grant Lee Phillips: Mobilize
How to Charm Me
Point at your 3 year old cousin’s penis and say, “Daddy has a little one just like that.”
How to Annoy Me
Get together with your band of birds and poop all over the hood of my car.
