1. Betty Crocker Supreme cookie bar mix that I will pass off as homemade chocolate chip cookies made from scratch.
2. Canned chili
3. Barbecue ribs
4. Orange juice
7. Microwavable frozen enchiladas packaged by our friends at The Old El Paso.
8. Quaker Instant Oatmeal
10. Peanut butter crackers
13. Rice Krispie Treats
14. Whatever recipes from Martha Stewart Living that don’t require any sort of mechanical expertise. Or flipping. Or kneading.