How About I Take That Ticket and Shove It Up Your Ass
On a small stretch of the Pacific Coast Highway between the Pacific Palisades and the Santa Monica Pier, a lone Patrolman straddled a marked motorcycle, smiling in sinister merriment as unsuspecting commuters flew through a 45mph reduced speed zone. He couldn’t wait to catch the next evil-doing law-breaker, and so his swollen wrists trembled eagerly [...]
Listening
The Busy Signals: Pretend Hits
Reading
Jules Rules!
Enjoying
Fubar, The Movie
How to Charm Me
Spare me potential asphyxiation from your broccoli farts by promptly leaving the room.
How to Annoy Me
Write me a ticket for going only 25 mph over the speed limit. Be glad you caught me when I was obviously sedated.
