Please stop picking your nose and drive your damn car. A woman over the age of 12 should not wear pigtails, especially if she is wearing sweat pants and leather clogs as well. Stop looking at my boobs. You and every other man in this office suck at being sly. Clickability is not a word. [...]
Bettie Serveert: Private Suit
Offer me a platinum card with a credit line up to $100,000. I can now buy that house I’ve always wanted!
Flush the toilet just as I’m about to rinse the shampoo from my hair.