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November 14, 2001

Ten Reasons Being Sick is Worse Than Actually Going to Work

1. Phlegm. There’s no phlegm at work. 2. Recently installed digital cable isn’t working. 3. Next door neighbor has the new Enrique Iglesias album on repeat. Currently, we’re on round four. 4. The Roommate had to go to work and now there’s no one here to stroke my head and tell me that everything is [...]

Thinking

I blame Jason Kottke.

Listening

Billy Bragg: Back to Basics

Reading

Embracing Post-Traumatic Sex

How to Charm Me

Walk around the house barefoot wearing gray sweatpants that hit you mid-calf and a $450 Kenneth Cole black leather jacket because, naturally, it’s cold in here.

How to Annoy Me

Make me stay awake until 10pm. I NEED that 12 hours of sleep, dirty.