Ten Reasons Being Sick is Worse Than Actually Going to Work
1. Phlegm. There’s no phlegm at work. 2. Recently installed digital cable isn’t working. 3. Next door neighbor has the new Enrique Iglesias album on repeat. Currently, we’re on round four. 4. The Roommate had to go to work and now there’s no one here to stroke my head and tell me that everything is [...]
Thinking
I blame Jason Kottke.
Listening
Billy Bragg: Back to Basics
Reading
Embracing Post-Traumatic Sex
How to Charm Me
Walk around the house barefoot wearing gray sweatpants that hit you mid-calf and a $450 Kenneth Cole black leather jacket because, naturally, it’s cold in here.
How to Annoy Me
Make me stay awake until 10pm. I NEED that 12 hours of sleep, dirty.
