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Dinner With Friends and Butter

According to my father a woman is not a woman unless she knows how to cook. And up until recently I’ve been certifiably un-woman. With smallish boobs, a boyish haircut normally worn by members of little league, and culinary experience amounting to several successful bowls of Frosted Mini Wheats, I could easily pass for a [...]


The world simply needs more Britney. I know I do.


Clinic: Internal Wrangler


Aesthetic Apparatus

How to Annoy Me

Two seconds after I point out the flab on my ass, suggest that we have brownies for breakfast.