Thinking
It’s about time I took a Happy Hour disguised as a lunch hour.
Listening
Dismemberment Plan: Change
Enjoying
The Bird Machine
How to Charm Me
When describing your esophagus, refer to it as your “sarcophagus” because you don’t know any better.
How to Annoy Me
Try to tell me what a girl wants. Not only are you not a girl, but you’re not even Christina Aguilera.
