Why I Like December
Only seven more months until summer. Dooce also begins with a D. I don’t know anyone with a birthday in December, and so I can’t forget any of those birthdays. Those mittens without fingers. The bounteous multitude of green M&M’s. In the spirit of the season, my sister usually forgives me of my sins and [...]
Thinking
When three shots of espresso have no noticeable effect on your energy level, it’s time for professional help.
Listening
Sonic Youth: Sister
How to Charm Me
Watch 12 hours of fashion television without once asking to check the scores on ESPN.
How to Annoy Me
Argue that your album sold 887,000 copies in one week on its “artistic merit” alone and not because in reality you’re just MTV’s bitch.
