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Drunken Lighting Christmas With The Bargain and The Thing

I have a nasty habit of cramming an entire list of things to do into a short four or five hour span, eventually ignoring everything on that list and crawling up into a ball underneath a down comforter on the bathroom floor. I blame it on every inclination I ever learned as a college student: [...]

Listening

Stars: Nightsongs

Enjoying

Retroscope

How to Charm Me

Exert a characteristically homosexual flare for holiday decoration even though you are consummately straight.

How to Annoy Me

Refuse to let Britney grow up. Apparently, she’s not that innocent.