Drunken Lighting Christmas With The Bargain and The Thing
I have a nasty habit of cramming an entire list of things to do into a short four or five hour span, eventually ignoring everything on that list and crawling up into a ball underneath a down comforter on the bathroom floor. I blame it on every inclination I ever learned as a college student: [...]
Listening
Stars: Nightsongs
Enjoying
Retroscope
How to Charm Me
Exert a characteristically homosexual flare for holiday decoration even though you are consummately straight.
How to Annoy Me
Refuse to let Britney grow up. Apparently, she’s not that innocent.
