A Brief History of Heather’s Hair
In the spring of 1980 at the tender age of 5, I made a bargain with my mother that would unknowingly incur thousands of dollars in psychotherapy bills: if I could go one week without crying at kindergarten, my mom would cut my hair, a rippling spring of silken locks never before seen on a [...]
Thinking
The only actor worth $20 million a film is Britney, and it had better damn well be porn.
Listening
BRMC: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Enjoying
Odd Todd
How to Charm Me
Share in my horror as we stare at an empty box of kosher salt.
How to Annoy Me
Keep complaining about how someone stole your identity and signed up for a Discover Card. At least they didn’t steal your sexual identity.
