In the spring of 1980 at the tender age of 5, I made a bargain with my mother that would unknowingly incur thousands of dollars in psychotherapy bills: if I could go one week without crying at kindergarten, my mom would cut my hair, a rippling spring of silken locks never before seen on a [...]
The only actor worth $20 million a film is Britney, and it had better damn well be porn.
BRMC: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Share in my horror as we stare at an empty box of kosher salt.
Keep complaining about how someone stole your identity and signed up for a Discover Card. At least they didn’t steal your sexual identity.