It’s a little known fact that I grew up in a Mormon household in a very non-Mormon part of the country some like to call The Bible Belt, or what I like to remember as The Bible Shall Be Shoved Down Your Throat Or We Shall Whip You With a Belt. My family lived not [...]
Do I look like I know anything about fantasy football? I didn’t think so.
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Tell your mother that you learned how to belch from Aunt Heather.
Assume that I give one flying fuck about Dungeons and Dragons, you sad little dork.