Baptistic Jihad
It’s a little known fact that I grew up in a Mormon household in a very non-Mormon part of the country some like to call The Bible Belt, or what I like to remember as The Bible Shall Be Shoved Down Your Throat Or We Shall Whip You With a Belt. My family lived not [...]
Thinking
Do I look like I know anything about fantasy football? I didn’t think so.
Listening
Lucinda Williams: Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
Reading
Mormon Teen Loses Inhibitions After Third Benadryl
Enjoying
brantonic
How to Charm Me
Tell your mother that you learned how to belch from Aunt Heather.
How to Annoy Me
Assume that I give one flying fuck about Dungeons and Dragons, you sad little dork.
