Superchunk: Here’s To Shutting Up
Let me substitute your chest hair for the missing loofah in the shower.
Make me build something in Flash 5. How about you suck my big toe and we call it even?
1. Socks. Please do not buy me or think about buying me any socks. No socks. I don’t need any socks. 2. Anything from Eddie Bauer. 3. Anything upholstered in denim. 4. Gold jewelry, especially of the chained necklace variety. Just go ahead and take it back right now. 5. A special message from beloved [...]
The Sundays: Static & Silence
Office Party Survival Guide
Turn stray IKEA hardware into a sadomasochistic sex costume and dance about, all while I’m on the phone with my strictly republican father.
Accuse me of being pathological. My doctor calls it “terminally obsessive.”
If I can resist the urge to pick my nose in the car, why can’t everyone else?