Listening
Superchunk: Here’s To Shutting Up
Enjoying
hoogerbrugge.com
How to Charm Me
Let me substitute your chest hair for the missing loofah in the shower.
How to Annoy Me
Make me build something in Flash 5. How about you suck my big toe and we call it even?
What I Do Not Want For Christmas
1. Socks. Please do not buy me or think about buying me any socks. No socks. I don’t need any socks. 2. Anything from Eddie Bauer. 3. Anything upholstered in denim. 4. Gold jewelry, especially of the chained necklace variety. Just go ahead and take it back right now. 5. A special message from beloved [...]
Listening
The Sundays: Static & Silence
Reading
Office Party Survival Guide
How to Charm Me
Turn stray IKEA hardware into a sadomasochistic sex costume and dance about, all while I’m on the phone with my strictly republican father.
How to Annoy Me
Accuse me of being pathological. My doctor calls it “terminally obsessive.”
Thinking
If I can resist the urge to pick my nose in the car, why can’t everyone else?
