Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home
Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage. 13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period. Oprah. Total Request Live. Horizontal surfaces. Rabid Naked IMing� Shower? Why? Porn. Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface? That box of Wheaties is GONE. Passions. The nap after Passions. Too much time [...]
Listening
Massive Attack: Mezzanine
Reading
The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
Enjoying
Sterling Design
How to Annoy Me
Compare buttermilk biscuits to muffins, as if there is no difference between the two, you wretched soul.
Thinking
Open mouth, insert huge goddamned foot.
Thinking
Shouldn’t have had that last tequila shot. Shouldn’t have had that fourth bowl of wheaties.
Thinking
Pillows are cool.
Listening
New Pornographers: Mass Romantic
Reading
My journals from college. They aren’t funny.
