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Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home

Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage. 13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period. Oprah. Total Request Live. Horizontal surfaces. Rabid Naked IMing� Shower? Why? Porn. Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface? That box of Wheaties is GONE. Passions. The nap after Passions. Too much time [...]

Listening

Massive Attack: Mezzanine

Reading

The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho

Enjoying

Sterling Design

How to Annoy Me

Compare buttermilk biscuits to muffins, as if there is no difference between the two, you wretched soul.

Thinking

Open mouth, insert huge goddamned foot.

Thinking

Shouldn’t have had that last tequila shot. Shouldn’t have had that fourth bowl of wheaties.

Thinking

Pillows are cool.

Listening

New Pornographers: Mass Romantic

Reading

My journals from college. They aren’t funny.