Saturday Morning Commercials
You’re three years old and you know how to use the word “sickening.”
Wear white half-socks with black shoes.
I have reason to believe that Martha Stewart is stalking me.
Scratch my back. It itches.
One banana, good. Two bananas, not good. What’s a wonderwall anyway?
Portastatic: Looking for Leonard
The back of the Wheaties box.
You’re cute but then you opened your mouth to speak.