I am My Father’s Daughter
My father, Michael A. Hamilton, buys Krystal burgers with coupons, and boasts about the money he saves to co-workers, most of whom are 25 years younger than he is. When my father wears shorts he also wears tube socks � white-cotton Sears brand tube socks � pulled up and over his knees. Dad is color-blind, [...]
Thinking
Halle Berry’s collarbone has “rub me with butter” written all over it.
Listening
Dining Rooms: Numero Deux
Enjoying
Factor Design
How to Charm Me
Yell, “I hate you, beans! I hate you, beans!” at the beans because, really, you love them.
How to Annoy Me
Use the words “Neosporin” and “sweetie” in the same sentence.
