My father, Michael A. Hamilton, buys Krystal burgers with coupons, and boasts about the money he saves to co-workers, most of whom are 25 years younger than he is. When my father wears shorts he also wears tube socks ï¿½ white-cotton Sears brand tube socks ï¿½ pulled up and over his knees. Dad is color-blind, [...]
Halle Berry’s collarbone has “rub me with butter” written all over it.
Dining Rooms: Numero Deux
Yell, “I hate you, beans! I hate you, beans!” at the beans because, really, you love them.
Use the words “Neosporin” and “sweetie” in the same sentence.