Thinking
I wish I could CTRL-Z the gel I put in my hair.
Neighbor
Someone downstairs is taking a shower, right now. I know they know that I shower at the same time every morning, this time, this moment right now, and I can’t understand why they would choose to shower when they know that I’m usually showering right this instant. I bet it’s the girl who lives directly [...]
Enjoying
Nathan Jurevicius
How to Charm Me
Sneak two cans of Coke into a movie via your two very small front pockets.
How to Annoy Me
Make a movie starring Kevin Costner.
