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Original Sin

It’s not that I’ve never made an adult purchase before. I mean, I’ve never bought a house or a boat or even a set of pillow shams to match the curtains. But I have, in the short term of being the age that Britney describes as “not a girl, not yet a woman,” made significant [...]

Thinking

I am doll eyes, doll mouth, doll farts.

Enjoying

Raphael Just

Feeling Guilty

For saying, yes, I’ll get it done when I have no intention of getting it done.

How to Charm Me

Tell me you think I look pretty even though I know I look like a bloated, mushy cow.

How to Annoy Me

Offer a six-months same as cash option on a loan. You may as well just beat me up and steal my wallet.