Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche
I have to admit, I never thought I would get married. Wait, that’s not entirely true. When I was a sophomore in high school I remember thinking that in the year 2000 I would be 25 and married because all Mormons are married by they time they turn 25. That’s just what Mormons do; they [...]
Thinking
My maternal instinct has suddenly and violently turned into maternal psychosis.
Listening
Cornelius: Point
Reading
Noam Chomsky on the Drug-Terror Link
Enjoying
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2002
Feeling Guilty
For thinking that his baby is just uglier than sin.
How to Charm Me
Admit that you can’t help but love “The Real World.” Welcome to the Dark Side.
How to Annoy Me
Take away my tequila.


