Things I Don’t Necessarily Need to Know
I don’t need to know that five people in the last four years have been paralyzed while snowboarding down the same hill on which I am going to learn how to snowboard. Why did you tell me this? Will this information help me learn how to navigate a slippery slab down a slippery slope in [...]
Thinking
Clinical studies have shown that 7 grams of Metamucil tastes like absolute shit.
Listening
The Januaries: Januaries
Reading
Kenneth Cole is a Whore
Enjoying
Daniel Adel Illustration
Feeling Guilty
For wishing that those perky Canadian ice skaters would just go away already.
How to Charm Me
Admit that you watch C-SPAN voluntarily.
How to Annoy Me
Manufacture your clothing so small that I can’t fit an XXL over my shoulders. That’s me screaming in the dressing room.
