I don’t need to know that five people in the last four years have been paralyzed while snowboarding down the same hill on which I am going to learn how to snowboard. Why did you tell me this? Will this information help me learn how to navigate a slippery slab down a slippery slope in [...]
Clinical studies have shown that 7 grams of Metamucil tastes like absolute shit.
The Januaries: Januaries
Kenneth Cole is a Whore
Daniel Adel Illustration
For wishing that those perky Canadian ice skaters would just go away already.
Admit that you watch C-SPAN voluntarily.
Manufacture your clothing so small that I can’t fit an XXL over my shoulders. That’s me screaming in the dressing room.