I swallowed a bug this morning. The bug wasn’t a particularly large bug, perhaps the size of a gnat or a tick, but I’m pretty sure the bug was neither a gnat nor a tick. The consistency was far more chewy than that of either the gnat or the tick. I suspect that a tick [...]
My God, I’ve grown boobs. When did this happen?
For watching three straight hours of “I Love Lucy”.
Try to defend your leather clogs. You’re cute when you’re exasperated.
Ask me if I like the pantsuit you just bought on sale at Wal-Mart. I hate trick questions.