Thinking
I promise never to eat the big piece of chicken.
The Great Poop Debate
Having recently endured several weeks of bowel disorientation wherein everything just, well, stopped, I’ve become acutely aware that men and women practice wildly opposing bathroom rituals. I guess I should say more acutely aware, because I’ve always been aware. I’ve just never been so positively sure that the woman’s ritual is the better ritual, and [...]
Listening
DJ Cam: Loa Project
Reading
Brand USA
Feeling Guilty
For telling that telemarketer to bite my fucking uninterested ass.
How to Charm Me
Join me in doing the Leprechaun Dance. It’s a lot like the Neutron Dance.
How to Annoy Me
Jump on the bed with your big self right after I’ve taken the time to straighten the covers.
