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Thinking

I promise never to eat the big piece of chicken.

The Great Poop Debate

Having recently endured several weeks of bowel disorientation wherein everything just, well, stopped, I’ve become acutely aware that men and women practice wildly opposing bathroom rituals. I guess I should say more acutely aware, because I’ve always been aware. I’ve just never been so positively sure that the woman’s ritual is the better ritual, and [...]

Listening

DJ Cam: Loa Project

Reading

Brand USA

Feeling Guilty

For telling that telemarketer to bite my fucking uninterested ass.

How to Charm Me

Join me in doing the Leprechaun Dance. It’s a lot like the Neutron Dance.

How to Annoy Me

Jump on the bed with your big self right after I’ve taken the time to straighten the covers.