Assumptions
Girl A: Hey, did I wake you up? Girl B: Huh? Um, no. No, I’m awake. I’m totally awake. Girl A: No you’re not. I woke you up. I’m sorry. Girl B: No, really. I’m awake. I wasn’t sleeping. Girl A: Are you sure? Girl B: Am I sure? Girl A: Yeah, are you sure [...]
Thinking
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Mix
Enjoying
A Photographic Documentary
Feeling Guilty
For wearing the same red shirt four days in a row. Tomorrow will be five.
How to Charm Me
Resort to patently juvenile tactics when vying for a spot on my charm list.
How to Annoy Me
Try to persuade me to drink the last one-third of a can of Diet Coke. That part is residual.
