Never again will I take for granted a hairless kitchen floor.
The Russian Avant-Garde Book
For forcing my puppy to listen to emo.
Bite my nose and then look all innocent.
Call my dog a son of a bitch. Your dog is a son of an ugly bitch.
2:32 AM – crying like a little sissy dog when he should be asleep. 4:16 AM – forgetting that only an hour and a half earlier he was crying like a little sissy dog; crying like a little sissy dog again. 5:00 AM – thinking it’s time to play. 5:02 AM – trying to convince [...]