• http://www.blurbomat.com dj blurb

    Ah, the bliss of being a newlywed: headlamps, tweezers and dermatology.

  • http://www.mariposastreet.com dirty matt

    i think welcome back, honky! bout time and all.

    ahh, marriage. just last week, my wife stole my favorite pillow and got away with it, cause she’s pregnant.

  • http://www.megchem.com Megchem

    Yayyyyy! No more harassing blurb for your secret location!!!!!

  • http://www.pseudofamous.com paul

    i hate when clicks want to shave or pluck my stubble. i know how to do these things, so if i didn’t want them there, they’d be gone.

  • http://paulsboutique.blogspot.com Paul Gutman

    I’ve missed you, even though ye never knew me. Nevertheless, mining one’s own ingrown hairs don’t allow for the satisfaction of acting like a baby–for which your husband can then happily comfort you.

    Congratulations on that whole married thing….

  • http://www.wesleybarnes.com wb

    i kept hoping one day I would come back and you would be here. awesome!

  • http://www.cyberdorks.com/drew/ drew

    i have come to the realization that part of a wife’s self proclaimed duty is to rid husband’s of their unruly ingrown hairs and pimples. i hate the procedures, but without my wife, i’d be a big mess.

  • http://ursamajor.livejournal.com/ lynne

    welcome back! i just wanted to say, also, that your wedding pictures were beautiful.

  • http://kflood.net Kyle

    Welcome back!! Congrats!!

    The wedding pics were amazing. Looking forward to reading you again.

  • http://spikenheimer.livejournal.com spike

    yay for the return of da dooce!

    so, in addition to hair extraction, do you extract scabs from yr spouse? some people at work were talking about their need to do that to their spouses / children…

  • http://www.beatnikpad.com/ Neilio

    Huzzah! Welcome back, Heather!

  • http://www.scottwatermanartist.com blogless in dogtown

    he’s representing and he’s keeping it real

  • Fae

    Congrats newly wed *hugs* …we all missed you.

  • Sara

    how odd. i added a bookmark to your site only days after you’d stopped updating, and never expected to see any new material come of it.

  • http://www.escribitionist.com Jane Doe

    WELCOME BACK! I missed my regular serving of Dooce-ness.

  • http://www.allthegrrlshateher.com Julie

    I just spent the last hour reading your about page, and just wanted to say, you are freakin hilarious. I knew you were popular for a reason. Now I’m glad your back so I can see what all the hub bub was about when you left.

  • http://www.bloody-hell.com/ Cory

    Shit, bitch, shit.

  • http://www.punkrock.blogspot.com/ Sonnet


  • http://www.rhythmproejct.com now i know

    thank goodness. and thank you.

  • http://www.bitterchick.net faithy

    dude you’re back!
    (lovely wedding pictures btw)

    …but plucking hair is fun…

  • http://gleemax.blogspot.com/ John

    Red! Black! White! Heaven!

  • http://happykap.blogspot.com Heather K.

    Yaaaaaaay! (I love mining my man’s chin in search of the random white hair among the sea of black ones.)

  • Dave Thomas

    And all this time, I thought I was keeping your bookmark for sentimental reasons. Welcome back.

  • http://www.jadedturtle.com Michael

    So I accidentilly hit the link, expected nothing, and alas, was pleasantly suprised.

    Welcome back.

  • http://wildrose.rpgraphics.net Lisa

    Welcome back, Heather! I knew there was I reason I kept your link in my favorites! :-)

  • http://knaves.blogspot.com Mike

    Love the new digs. Welcome back! The web was a little more drab without you around to inject some style.

  • http://kustapie.blogspot.com kate

    dj blurb owns a headlamp (cool!)? how ’bout a pith helmet?

    you guys both have the bedside manner of great, insensitive doctors. when readying to tweeze, that is.

    (it’s *really* good to have you back onboard…)

  • http://www.untickalock.com ko-pojke


    that’s spanish for “whoo-hoo, she’s back!”.


  • http://www.snarf.com snarf

    I am glad you are back.

  • http://www.mood-indigo.net Rachel

    Just joining the choir of voices heralding your return – welcome back :)

  • michael

    really can’t wait to read about all your new co-workers!

  • Erika

    So glad you’re back!

    Wait ’til you have to pluck the unruly ear hairs!

  • http://www.perpetualkarma.com boo

    i missed you. i cried every night for dooce to come back. did you hear my prayers, my screams, my howling at the moon? the world is okay now that you are back. *smooch*

  • http://kiwi-kath.diaryland.com kath

    it’s good to see you back at it. ‘Nuf of that kissin’ stuff.

  • http://queserasera.blogspot.com Sarah B.

    This is precisely why I need to get married. That, and so someone can fasten my bracelets for me.

  • http://www.iamgeneric.com/ Rony Tako

    And to think there is more to come: the exchange of back massages, pimple popping, and the ever-so popular conversations on each others bowel movements.

    Glad to see your return: clean and of character.

  • http://www.vilija.net v

    Great to see you back!

  • http://sourmash.blogspot.com Sour Bob

    Welcome back.

  • http://thetextobscured.net Ismat

    “Ingrown” is a particularly catchy title.

    Oh yeah, and welcome back.