• http://www.blurbomat.com blurbobuddy, jr.

    She’s not kidding. She stuck a drill in my ass and pulled the trigger.

  • http://mrshoefly.livejournal.com Shoefly

    Just be thankful that you weren’t using the Heavy-Duty XRPô Dewalt Drill. 18volts and 450 in-lbs of maximum torque I tell you! What would it of meant?

    Certain disaster.

  • http://www.cyberdorks.com/drew/ drew

    talk about getting screwed (yuk yuk) ;)

  • April Gem

    Ohhh… that’s just too ripe for dirty jokes and innuendos. [big ol' evil grin]

  • http://www.jennifermurray.net Jen

    You’ve got a think for power drills don’t ya? lol

  • http://kevin.phrenzy.org Kevin

    C’mon, what we all really want to know is if the drill bit got stuck like it does in Trading Spaces.

  • http://www.lin-design.net/bluelog Lin.

    My dear father still keeps me away from his tools, even though I am now an adult.

  • http://www.reddeyez.com ryan

    “the majority of all accidents take place in the home!” ;)

  • http://kflood.net Kyle

    Damn. Good thing you weren’t feeling frisky enough to try tickling his balls with it.

  • http://www.bowlingforjesus.org deadking

    good thing you wasn’t working with a circular saw.

  • http://www.blurbism.com Marshall

    Jon should just be happy that you don’t own one of these. Hammer? My ASS.

  • AEnigma

    I don’t think you should be allowed near anything powered by electricity, gasoline, gunpowder, solar energy, geothermal energy, batteries, rodents or any other means for the next hundred years.

  • http://www.throughyoureyes.com Dyanna

    Dear god you crack me up! Thanks for the laugh! :)

  • http://www.pseudofamous.com paul

    at least he wasn’t facing the other way, visectomies shouldn’t be performed at home…

  • http://www.zenghetto.com wordboydan

    looks like you shot the sheriff. i just hope you didn’t shoot his deputy.

  • http://shyeyes.org shy

    ahh… the honeymoon is still on i see. ;)

  • http://kustapie.blogspot.com kusta

    were you at least wearing safety glasses?

  • smark

    MY GOD, woman; Ass drilling with a De Walt – how gauche! Anyone not born in a barn knows that the appropriate butt piercing ( in the northern hemisphere ) is achieved utilizing a 12 volt B & D for half the price and pretense. I’ll bet you wear white shoes after september.

  • http://feralliving.surreally.com Miguel
  • http://spikenheimer.livejournal.com spike

    nice choice of power tools. you know, home depot has classes on how to use them…

  • http://www.wurderer.com Igor

    I’m delighted you’re back !
    Congratulations on your new marital status :-)
    I think you should try different drill bits in order to find out what their different effects on hubby’s anatomy are. Check the warranty first though !
    Have you considered tensile strength tests on him ? Or see how bullet proof he is by using a nail gun on him (be careful where you point that thing though, you might do permanent damage to your successful married life). If he really loves you he’ll allow you to use power tools on him. I mean, what else is married life for ?

  • http://www.turbanhead.com ME

    Can DJ Blurb talk with a Cuban accent? If so, I see a spot for you two on ABC’s fall lineup.

    “Doooooce, I’m hoooome”

    Drilling. Asses. etc.

    Wackiness ensues!

  • http://www.blogdom.org David

    Good thing it wasn’t an impact drill!

    And I second April Gem’s thinks, though I too will hold my tongue.

  • http://wildrose.rpgraphics.net Lisa

    Geesh! She’s making the rest of us women who know how to handle power tools look bad! You don’t go for the tailbone, honey. Go right for the cheek!

  • http://www.moveablebeast.com peggy

    You mean there’s a “reverse” on these things? Cool.

  • http://www.unremembered.com darian

    I’m so glad your back. Congrats on your marriage! Your pics were very pertry!

  • http://render.diaryland.com Boz

    So the obvious question…did he like it in the ass?

  • http://www.fotolog.net/unbearablelight UL

    I just spewed.