• Amstershiresauce

    I briefly dated a mob-type thug. The mystique quickly wears off after about the 5th message on your answering machine demanding, “where the fuck are you?”
    You aren’t missing much, Dooce. You got yourself one of the good ones.

    crispin glover
    mandy patinkin
    james spader
    conan o’brien
    vin diesel

  • Cat

    Christine and Jen, you have great taste. Igor, even sex can get boring. Though somehow, lust never does.

  • http://diveintomark.org/ Mark

    1. Mira Sorvino (in The Replacement Killers). 2. Portia de Rossi (in Ally McBeal). 3. Stockard Channing (in Six Degrees of Separation). 4. Jeri Ryan (in Voyager). 5. Angelina Jolie (in absolutely anything).

  • Angelique

    1. Brad Pitt (Interview w/Vampire only) 2. Patrick Stewart 3. Vin Diesel 4. Angie Everheart 5. Jaquin Pheonix

  • http://www.angelfire.com/ego/doyoureallyexist/ anne

    in a v particular order, vin diesel, matt damon, orlando bloom, elijah wood (yes, i am a pervy hobbit fancier) and that v hot boy from bend it like beckham. pwhoar!

  • http://people.brandeis.edu/~tsnell Tina

    I’m so glad Clve Owen is on your list.

  • http://www.frumpple.com frumpple

    1. reese witherspoon 2. faith hill 3. winona ryder 4. martina mcbride 5. elizabeth filarski

  • http://www.scenario.com/people/faith Faith

    1) James Marsters
    2) Brad Pitt
    3) Nicolas Cage
    4) Vincent D’Onofrio
    5) Shania Twain (I’m not bi, but damn she’s HOT!)

  • http://www.cafemocha.co.uk David

    Dammit, you’ve got me singing Dave Brubeck now.

    Oh, and any men struggling for inspiration on this should visit http://www.elegantwomen.net
    I managed to spend well over an hour there last night looking at all the pretty pictures.

  • http://www.blurbomat.com The husband

    Igor, you are right. What more woman would anybody want? That said, keep yer damn hands off my wife.

  • http://www.bitterchick.net faithy

    Wow my friends and I was just talking about this whole list thing on Friday… this took me awhile:

    1. Takeshi Kaneshiro
    2. Tupac
    3. Brad Pitt
    4. Gael Garcia Bernal
    5. Will Kemp

  • http://urbancombatdriving.com heather

    Matthew McConaughey, James Marsters, Patrick Stewart (circa end of Star Trek: TNG), Ewan McGregor, Harry Connick Jr.

  • http://urbancombatdriving.com heather

    Oh, damn, I forgot Viggo Mortensend and Sean Bean. I think I need more than 5…

  • mob muff

    of course women like James Gadolfini. he’s dirty, rough and dangerous. what’s not to like.

  • http://tequilamockingbird.blogspot.com julia

    i, too, have had a list of five since the infamous friends ep several years back. i actually ran into one of my five while on a trip with a girlfriend. now that is a tough call to make to the boyfriend back home: “hey. um. you’ll never guess who i ran into at the blackjack table.”
    1.george clooney
    2.jude law
    3.pierce brosnan
    4.hugh grant
    5.hugh jackman

  • http://www.chadcrowell.com Chad

    Does noone want to sack Britney? Jeez… 1.Britney Spears 2. Halle Barry 3. Jennifer Aniston 4. Angelina Jolie 5. What the hell…Shannon Elizabeth. Those perfect donuts of silicone are yummy!

  • http://www.villapaita.com jimmypage

    1) brooke burke
    2) brooke burke (again)
    3) brooke burke (yet again).
    4) umm… u guessed it. Brooke Burke.
    5) d00ce (if you weren’t married…;)

  • http://qualitypeople.com ed f

    1. Penelope Cruz 2. Kirstin Dunst 3. Shiri Appleby 4. Audrey Tautou 5. That chick from ‘Sex & Lucia’

  • http:///ALLISON113 ALLISONIC

    4. TONY CURTIS, CIRCA 1960

  • http://www.moveablebeast.com peggy

    1. Judge Judy 2. Wolf Blitzer. Just them. They could fulfill my every fantasy.

  • http://www.injust-spring.com Alex

    1. Ralph Fiennes
    2. Edward Norton
    3. Christopher Meloni
    4. Orlando Bloom
    5. Ewan McGregor

  • Michele

    Thanks Dooce! Will Kemp.
    Now I have to find a way to meet him….. ;)

  • http://www.cafemocha.co.uk David

    I had a dream about shagging Audrey Tatou and my friend thought I was sick. Glad to see I’m not the only one.

  • http://today.maganda.org christine

    OK, will kemp is far cuter all messied up than in those publicity shots, but he deserves a ‘Hot Damn!’ all the same.

  • http://www.escribitionist.com Jane Doe

    In no particular order: George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Zach Braff (kid from Scrubs), Jesse Bradford (from Bring It On, Clockstoppers, etc.), and Joshua Jackson

    I may revise this list in the near future.

  • Robyn

    1. Ben Affleck
    2. Ethan Hawke
    3. Vince Vaughn (I don’t know why.)

    1. Jennifer Lopez
    2. Natalie Portman
    3. Kim Bassinger (something about her)

  • http://www.shellen.com/grant Grant

    I can’t believe it took over a day for somebody to say Shannon Elizabeth. Even if only for comical reasons (which mine are not).

  • http://www.westfieldnetwork.com/malcontents/index.html John Kenneth Fisher

    I once did a full page of my top 20: http://www.westfieldnetwork.com/

    but the top five are :
    1) Drew Barrymore
    2) Alyson Hannigan
    3) Natalie Portman
    4) Alyssa Milano
    5) Angelina Jolie

  • http://www.aubreysabala.com aubs

    In an order that changes daily, — Paul Walker — Kirk Herbstreit — Heath Ledger –Scott Speedman (I love me some Ben from Felicity) — Ryan Phillippe

  • http://www.aubreysabala.com aubs, again

    Replace Ryan Phillippe with Michael Vartan. Agent Vaughn makes me tingle…

  • Carrie

    Didja see this online gossip column that references the very same scavenger hunt that you found yourself in the middle of?

    A couple links into this article, under the subheading “Naked Dreamin’”, it reports that Shannon Elizabeth and pals decided to go naked in someone’s pool, instead of your kitchen.
    Just thought you’d like to know…

  • Zuchini

    1. Mira Sorvino
    2. Leah Remini
    3. Catherine Bell
    4. Rachel Lee Cook
    5. Jennifer Lopez

  • Ms. M

    1) James Marsters
    2) Vin Diesel
    3) David Boreanaz
    4) Hugh Grant
    5) Hugh Jackman

  • http://badcircle.com adam

    “… Netscape Navigator-driving idiot who …”


  • http://sessex.blogspot.com/ Susan

    1. Bruce Willis (Moonlighting/Die Hard) era
    2. John Cusack
    3. Hugh Jackman
    4. George Clooney
    5. Lenny Kravitz

  • http://www.theworld.com/~spudnic spudnic

    1. Jason Statham 2. Barry Pepper 3. Brad Pitt 4. Vin Diesel 5. Toby Maguire

  • http://www.heresmona.com Mona

    A little late on the draw here, but here are my 5: :)
    1. Noah Wyle 2. Erik Palladino 3. Jason Wiles 4. Jon Stewart 5. Eddie Ciberian

  • cam

    oh dees r real ppl
    1.jauna d.c.
    2.ashley b.t.
    3.darcie h.
    4.teara c.
    5.anna e.c.

  • The Kid

    1. Tom Welling (Yeah)
    2. Hayden Christensen
    3. Ryan Phillipe
    4. Lenny Kravitz (Oh wow)
    5. Vin Diesel

  • Lady C

    1.) Harrison Ford 2.) Jodie Foster 3.) Denzel Washington 4.) Adam Vinatieri 5.) Julianne Moore. A nicely diverse list.

  • http://www.blurbomat.com the husband

    1. Charlize Theron
    2. Katie Holmes
    3. Rene Russo
    4. Tea Leone
    5. Cameron Diaz

  • http://www.leeheidel.com/lee/ lee

    1.Melissa Auf Der Maur 2.Natalie Portman 3.PJ Harvey 4.Denise Richards 5.Sheryl Crow –I feel dirty, now.

  • http://www.lipsman.com Benjy

    1. Sarah Michelle Gellar, 2. Katie Holmes, 3. Yamila Diaz, 4. Bridgite Wilson (sp?), 5. Mena Suvari

  • http://www.hawaiistories.com/kaneblues/ kane

    A fun story.

    (In no particular order)
    Reese Witherspoon
    Halle Berry
    Susan Sarandon
    Tori Amos
    Shania Twain

  • http://www.buttergrooves.com P.J.

    1.Katie Holmes 2. Hillary Swank 3. Angelina Jolie 4. Charlize Theron 5. Oh what the hell… Johnny Depp — My wife hates that Mr. 21 Jump Street is on my list. Haha.

  • http://blueshoediaries.com angie

    1. Matthew McConaughey
    (hmm-i may have to take that one off – i’m thinking about living in Austin…)
    2. Sean Connery (circa. 1965)
    3. Jake Gyllenhaal
    4. Benicio del Toro/Antonio Banderas (don’t make me choose, really, i can’t…)
    5. Kevin Spacey

  • Leslie

    1. Vin Diesel 2. Brad Pitt 3. Keith Urban (country singer) 4. Jed from Survivor 4 5. Gary Allan (another country singer).

  • ex southern babtist

    Sorry about the double entry…I was still laughing. The dog truly has some character.

  • http://www.lin-design.net/bluelog Lin

    I’m not in a committed relationship, or in any relationship, but if I were: 1) Ewan McGregor 2) Patrick Stewart 3) Harrison Ford (circa 1980)…I can’t think of anyone else. Damn.

  • http://www.jennifermurray.net Jen

    Would you believe I’m drawing a blank on hot celebrity men i’d like to sleep with? I need a slap upside the head.