• http://www.scribbling.net gina

    Too bad Jake’s sister isn’t good looking enough to be on my list. Aw hell, for him, I’d make an exception to the lesbian rule.

  • http://www.thesafeword.com/daily/kerry.html Kerry

    That’s pretty exciting! You never know what could come of this…perhaps one day Shannon Elizabeth will be meeting with a director that’s going to shoot her next big blockbuster, and he will be lamenting over his lack of a perfect kitchen to do the hot nude scene in, when a polaroid will fall out of Shannon Elizaeth’s purse, with the perfect kitchen, complete with the perfect puppy, and the director will piss himself at the perfection before he picks up the phone and offers you hundreds of thousands of dollars to shoot a scene in your kitchen.

    Oh, and I too, have a list:
    1. Jude Law
    2. Benecio Del Toro
    3. Goran Visnjic
    4. Toby Maguire
    5. Jimmy Fallon

  • http://www.blueschnauzer.org blue

    I wanted to send you this card – but I didn’t want to invade your e-mail box (not to mention not knowing your precise e-mail address) — so instead I’m giving you the link. Think of it like you’re getting the card… national sarcastics awareness month.

  • http://sourmash.blogspot.com Sour Bob

    I dunno. I go in cycles. It was “tall, thin, late middle-aged women.” (Sigourney Weaver, Lynne Russell, etc.) Then it was young, earthy Neo-Soul singers. (Lauryn Hill, Jaguar Wright, etc.) Right now, I’ve got Cassandra Wilson on the list, which is almost like having those two groups meet in the middle.

  • http://www.blueschnauzer.org blue

    I forgot my list:
    1. Ben Affleck
    2. Robert Downey Jr.
    3. Sean Connery
    4. Pierce Brosnan
    5. The cute guy who played Ally’s doctor boyfriend and is now a detective on Law & Order

    Only 1 and 2 are really ones I’ve officially put on my list. Spots 3, 4 and 5 are still up for grabs. Any takers?

  • http://queserasera.blogspot.com Sarah B.

    OH MY GOD.

    I’m so floored, I can’t even give you James Gandolfini props.

  • http://www.hawaiistories.com/kaneblues/ kane

    1.Betty Rubble
    2.Jane Jetson
    3.Marge Simpson
    4.Josie (of Pussycat fame)
    5.Martha Stewart (she’s on every list no matter what the topic)

  • http://www.jenandtonic.ca jennifer

    My husband can’t think of five, which I think is kinda’ weird, but he does love Angela Bassett. My five would be:
    1) James Gandolfini (love him)
    2) Jon Stewart
    3) Craig Kilbourn
    4) David Duchovny before I saw Evolution
    5) Peter Krause

    I love the talkers. :-)

  • http://taraonline.org Tara

    So do sports people count?
    Some of these people were local to me, but now that I no longer live in Marin County I think I can safely keep them on this list (in no particular order):
    1) Chris Isaak
    2) Robb Nen (SF Giants relief pitcher)
    3) Chris Noth
    4) Ben Affleck
    5) and lastly, I am with you, Dooce: Brad Pitt

  • http://taraonline.org Tara

    I forgot to add – if Robb Nen does not count, I will have to also go with James Gandolfini.

  • Sheila

    1. Matt McConaughey
    2. Liam Neeson (wearing a kilt)
    3. Oded Fahr
    4. Joe Perry
    5. Stefan Edberg (oh those legs)

  • Michele

    1)Matthew McConaughey 2)Christian Bale 3)Hugh Jackman 4)that guy from Beastmaster: (don’t laugh at me, he’s hot!)5)Ewan Mcgregor. I guess I’ve got a thing for accents…

  • http://www.orangejeep.org jaime llluvia

    1. katie holmes; 2. maggie gyllenhaal (good genes in that family); 3. emily watson; 4. maura tierney; 5. katie holmes (again)

  • http://thedreaming.pitas.com Julia

    1) James Marsters; 2) Val Kilmer (circa “Top Gun”); 3) Nicholas Lea; 4) Brandon Lee (circa 1993 — but that’s another story); 5) Johnny Dep

  • http://www.etches-johnson.com AEJ

    so good, why didn’t i think of this? no particular order: Liam Neeson, Daniel Day Lewis, Ralph Fiennes, Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart.

  • http://fittedshirt.blogspot.com jennifer

    jimmy fallon, hugh grant (in about a boy and not in anything else), ira glass, (wait, i met him, so that doesn’t count, right) matthew chance, chris eigemann, ryan adams (i just wanna make out with him, though) and if ira doesn’t count, then i’ll throw in stephen malkmus.

  • http://www.gandolfini.com/ JAMES

    I’m really, really hurt.

  • http://www.turbanhead.com/blogger.html Me

    [1] Kate Winslet, [2] Lauren Graham (from Gilmore Girls), [3] Faith Hill, [4] Martha Stewart and [5] Noah Wylie (only if he wanted to). That doesn’t maek me gay does it?

  • Cat

    1. Jude Law 2. Will Kemp 3. Jeff Tweety 4. Billy Bob Thorton 5. Beck

  • http://aprilgem.com/log aprilgem

    Hm.. I have almost the same list your husband has, except it includes Nicole Kidman… er, and except I’m female and I’m straight, which I guess means I’d better rethink the list a bit. Not in any particular order, here it is: Brendan Fraser, Ralph Fiennes, Mel Gibson, Ben Affleck, and [open space for my final ever-changing i'm-so-fickle choice].

  • Wayne

    1. Bebe Neuwirth
    2. Janie Porche (she saved Christmas–does she count as a celeb yet?)
    3. Jane Pauley
    4. Shawn Colvin
    5. that happy dancin’ black Joe Boxer dude (just out of curiosity)

  • http://www.thesafeword.com J

    Lucy Liu would never make my list, because, well, she has a peasant face. And that lazy eye. That said, here we go:

    1. Charlize “Younger than me” Theron.
    2. Juli Ashton, because she’s dirty.
    3. Brittany Andrews. Also dirty.
    4. Heather Graham, because I got something she can ride. It ain’t a bicycle, neither.
    5. Kim Basinger. Hey, I’ve had a crush on her since I was 12.

  • http://elffle@yahoo.com Erika

    Great story – you have a smart puppy! my list in no particular order: ewan macgregor, brad pitt in fight club, eric stoltz in bodies, rest, and motion, john cusak, jason statham from Snatch.

  • http://www.perotheus.com pero

    rene russo, catherine zeta-jones, susan serandon, michelle pfeiffer, sandra bullock

  • http://outoftune.org/em Em

    1. George Clooney (and he IS the #1 choice)
    2. Mark Wahlberg
    3. Vin Diesel
    4. Erik Palladino (from ER)
    5. Brad Pitt (clean-shaven)

  • http://www.dooce.com dooce

    could someone please point out to The Husband that I’m not alone in finding a balding, overweight, barely-possessing-a-functioning-vocabulary mob boss attractive ?

  • http://www.darthmiles.com da

    catherine zeta-jones, her scottish accent will get things going; leann rimes, to sing to me during; melissa stark, to exchange football picks after, cindy crawford, for an intelligent conversation after, charlize theron, just to look at before during and after.

  • http://www.shauny.org/pussycat shauny

    1. ed o’brien 2. ed o’brien 3. ed o’briend 4. reese witherspoon 5. ed o’brien

    and btw, funny funny entry today miss dooce, and beautifully told!

  • http://kflood.net Kyle

    1. Alyson Hannigan
    2. Natalie Portman
    3. Jennifer Love-Hewitt
    4. Heidi Klum
    5. The Olsen Twins.

    The twins count as one, because I want them together, or not at all.

  • LLM

    Dooce, seconded on the ‘fini. There’s just something about him.

    My five:

    Derek Jeter
    John Cusack
    Jack Johnson
    Vincent Ventresca
    Matthew Sweet

    Runners-up: Michael Schoeffling, Bill Clinton (shut. up.), Lenny Kravitz, Tony Hawk, Morrissey (although I gather I’m not his type)

  • P

    1. Claire Forlani 2. Rebecca Gayheart 3. Mira Sorvino 4. Audrey Hepburn back in the day 5. Audrey Tautou (Amelie)

  • http://www.reddeyez.com ryan

    1. Sung Hi Lee
    2. Ali Landry
    3. Vanessa Marcil
    4. China Chow
    5. Gwen Stefani

  • http://www.blogger.com/blog.pyra?blogid=3830165 Toni

    Well, my husband and I have really only talked about one each, his used to be Claudia Schiffer, while mine was David Copperfield. Then mine changed to Antonio Banderas, while his switched to Reese Witherspoon. Here, is my FFF list:
    1. Antonio Banderas
    2. Orlando Bloom as Legolas
    3. Kevin Spacey
    4. George Clooney
    5. Angelina Jolie

    I had to include one woman. ;)

  • Red

    C. Zeta-Jones is Welsh.
    Do she & her hubby count as the hottest couple in Hollywood now?

  • http://superiour.co.uk Toby

    1. Jared Leto 2. That new Calvin Klein model 3. Ewan McGregor 4. Porn star Chris Steele 5. Gwen Stefani

  • http://www.tooaskew.com Krissy

    1. Dave Grohl 2. Nick Reiwoldt (plays AFL footy) 3. Jason Lee 4. Daniel Vettori (cricketer) 5. Angelina Jolie

  • LLM

    D’oh! How could I forget Dave Grohl? Damn, gotta rethink the list…

  • http://www.pseudofamous.com pseudofamous

    1. rachel leigh cook // 2. natalie portman // 3. that main surferchick from blue crush // 4. britney spears (for when i wanna give it someone good and hard) // 5. martha (for when i REALLY wanna give it to someone good and hard)

  • http://www.blurbomat.com the husband

    I assert that you don’t find Gandolfini attractive. You find a character he plays attractive. That is not FFF material. It’s plain sick and wrong. You saw him on top of Carmella. EWWWWW.And you Martha people are sick as well.

  • http://kflood.net Kyle

    Kane! Betty Rubble! Nice. I’d do Betty, but I’d be thinking of Wilma…

  • http://sx70.diaryland.com eggbert

    1. claire forlani
    2. katie holmes
    3. heather graham
    4. virginie ledoyen
    5. paul weller (if i can’t BE paul weller, i guess it would be the second best thing)

  • http://www.turbanhead.com/blogger.html ME

    Just an FYI – Ms. Zeta-Jones is Welsh (like my missus) not Scottish and is also on my list (thus knocking Mr. Wylie to number 6)

  • http://www.follicle.net kidfarthest

    1. Laetitia Casta 2. Catherine Zeta Jones 3. Mena Suvari 4. Erykah Badu 5. Gwen Stefani

  • http://aprilgem.com/log aprilgem

    On mob bosses, it’s got to be the power thing. No?

  • http://today.maganda.org christine

    1. the delicious messy=haired boy shaking and strutting in the gap commercial
    2. fran healey
    3. ewan mcgregor
    4. jude law
    5. ed norton

  • http://www.house8.net cheekychk

    1. Sasha (DJ) 2. Jude Law 3. Vin Diesel 4. Matthieu Kassovitz (from Amelie, etc.) 5. Ralph Fiennes. But only the first spot is truly filled…we really just have a one-spot FFF. More of an OFF than an FFF . I get Sasha, the fancy still pines for JLo…

  • Omit

    1)Susan Sarandon
    2)Jennifer Tilly
    3)Sarah Polley
    4)Adrienne Barbeau
    5)Diane Lane

  • Michele

    YES! Christine, we have to find out who that Gap commercial guy is. I’m editing my list. Mr. McConaughey can take a hike.

  • http://www.dooce.com dooce

    the Gap commercial guy is Will Kemp. you can read and see more of his lucious body here.

  • http://www.brettlamb.com blamb

    No pics of the incident????????