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  • rd

    That’s better. Thank you.

  • http://www.bitterchick.net faithy

    I just overplucked my eyebrows so now one is shorter than the other… so I believe I am still ok.

  • http://MaryKateandAshleyOlson Mary-Kate

    Yo, dawg, why you gotta be including these dumb comments. And posting stories about your dog Chick. Wanna go out again?

  • http://www.gaspartorriero.it/blogger.html Gaspar

    You’re still not showing your new haircut. Can’t be this bad, or can it?

  • http://www.75orless.com neil

    fuck yeah, dooce. you rule.

  • http://convivial.blogspot.com Heather #2

    Uh-oh, Sarah B. She’s talkin’ ’bout your girls! Dooce, I think them there’s fightin’ words.

  • http://www.jenandtonic.ca jennifer

    Dooce, you do, in fact, rule.

  • http://kflood.net Kyle

    So far I think I’m still allowed to do this. Even though for some reason I thought it was the dog that got the haircut in your last post… I am such a loser.

  • http://queserasera.blogspot.com Sarah B.

    Like my girls could even figure out how to type in a URL, yo. Bless their little hearts.

  • http://www.chadcrowell.com Chad

    Fraggles are cool.

  • http://www.funktrain.com jonah

    What about a person who dreams of a volumptuos Mary-Kate and Ashley?

  • http://thetextobscured.net ismat

    Any suggestions for people you do want commenting? Like, say, Jake G. or James G.? Whoa, both of their last names begin with G. I startled myself.

  • http://inspirationstrikes.blogspot.com Matt

    Volumptuous should be a word, as in, so voluptuous that you’re lumpy. Like “that girl’s got so much back that she’s volumptuous.” Hmmm. I rescind my suggestion.

  • kentucky mule rider

    Too bad they didn’t get naked in your kitchen – http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/

  • http://www.zetad.com zach

    do you like people who say boobies on dooce?

  • http://www.megchem.com megchem

    What about the loser who called you “booooring” I wanna bitch slap her…

  • http://www.villapaita.com jimmypage

    d00ce: the sociopathic co-worker you dated at the end of 1999 wasnt asian, by chance, was he? -jp

  • http://www.dooce.com dooce

    as far as i’m concerned, the more boobies the better.

  • http://sx70.blogspot.com eggbert

    i think you’re entitled to do whatever you like. either that or you can ban ip addresses.

  • smark

    i ain’t asian and i never i never thought of myself as a co-worker. i thought we were more of an “amalgam”. does this mean it’s over? dawg?

  • http://www.emilypost.com/ Etta Kett

    Right on, sista!

  • http://www.etherdrift.net/arnoldcam Arnold

    I actually like “voluptuous”. It’s “supposably” I can’t abide.

  • http://www.etherdrift.net/arnoldcam Arnold

    Whoops… that was supposed to be “volumptuous” :)

    Who said asians can type?

  • http://www.cafemocha.co.uk David

    It didn’t say “lazy-ass stoner” in there so I think I’m ok.

  • http://niurope.diaryland.com swona

    i’m addicted. i’m hooked. and i don’t even know you.

  • http://www.moveablebeast.com peggy

    boobies boobies boobies

  • http://aprilgem.com/log aprilgem

    Oh, goodie. I am not any of those things you listed. ::singing:: Dooce est ma vie, ma vie dans tes blog…

  • http://www.adeuce.com Anita Applebaum

    Do people actually call you dooce or should we call you Heather? Should we be calling is really the question. Yeah, the dog needs his own site, but I warn you, it can become obsessive. You’ll be constantly updating everytime your baby does something new.

  • http://www.knitwitology.net/knitlog Morgan

    If the Olsen twins ever e-mail you bemoaning their banishment from your site, please feel free to send ‘em on to me.

  • http://tattletale.net nita

    the people with those eyebrows have always fascinated me.

  • http://qualitypeoples.com ed f

    dooce for prez-o-dent.

  • P.E.

    My eyebrows only grow halfway across. Everyone else in my so called family has perfect eyebrows. As if I didn’t have enough reasons to hate the bastards already.

  • http://www.perotheus.com Dirty? — Pero.

    I like the comments – the way they work and the way they are displayed. I like the site. I like the content. and I like Chuck. Whoever complained – DON’T MAKE me BEAT your Ass.

  • Igor

    Yo, dawgs !

    All y’all who be a membah o’ da Dooce posse, Word up !

    Mad props to da chick whose mad about Chuck, don’t cha know.

    To all numbah 10 D-tractors who feel da need ta diss the miss, get the fuck out of here, double time ! Who needs yo’ ass anyway ?

    To all da membaz o’ da krew : get ya groove thang goin’ !


  • I ain’t your granny

    I’ve got the eyebrows of Frida Kahlo, now will you show your new haircut?

  • http://www.lin-design.net/bluelog lin

    “Anyone who has cute, coifed eyebrows that came that way. Bitch!”
    I want cute, coifed eyebrows dammit.

  • galt

    it’s funny that no one can come up w/ a BYU alum assoc joke…fertile ground lying fallow, methinks.

  • http://allied.blogspot.com Jeneane

    you forgot small teeth. never trust anyone with tiny teeth. GWB is an example of this odd phenomenon. No comments from tiny teethed people is the way to go.

  • http://www.wordwhores.com/AS Sharon

    I’m just glad you are back, dawg! You too, Heather. And your boobies.

  • http://tequilamockingbird.blogspot.com julia

    you are so right on the tiny teeth thing.

    and shouldn’t it be the eyebrow (singular) of Frida Kahlo?

  • http://www.ericalynn.com ericalynn

    Hey, wait. I have small teeth. Or, as my dentist put it years ago, “petite teeth, deal with it.”


    How ’bout anyone who says “nukular” about forty-seven times in a speech?

  • P

    All I know is that I still want to sleep with 1) Claire Forlani 2) Rebecca Gayheart and……

  • i forgot


  • http://n/a Kevin from Seattle

    Speaking as another lazy-ass stoner, I’m all for boobies; when I hear “nukuler” I start grinding my teeth till you can hear them creak; and boy howdy is it nice to be able to visit the dooce universe in real time.

  • http://qualitypeople.com ed f

    i was just wanted to interject a thread from that 5 Famous Fuckers post, from the other day, that I would jump in the sack with Tina Fey from SNL, any day of the week. She is one sexxy momma. ok, back to this day’s post…

  • http://www.coelacanthproject.org Charon

    I’m just glad to see you’re back to your writing ways ….

  • http://sourmash.blogspot.com sourbob

    So Dooce, aren’t you bootylicious anymore? Just asking. ‘Cause my bookmark still says “dooce.com | bootylicious since 2001.”

  • http://www.nikky.org nikky