Find Heather’s Hair

2002/10/23

All photos by Jon and Heather Armstrong. If you must make mean comments, please restrict yourself to criticism of my hair only. If you say anything nasty about my family, I will fucking cut you.

Posted in Photos | Tagged Utah

http://www.teammonkey.com amy

jesus, heather. you and jon are a beautiful couple.
http://chewbekkah.blogspot.com black b

no one is mentioning the *amazing* expressions on the faces of these kiddos. classic!

you’re hair looks great, heather – very botticelli.
http://ladyland.blogspot.com michy

At what age do humans lose those adorable ruddy cheeks?
http://www.turbanhead.com/blogger.html DJSUBG

You’re gonna cut me? Bring it on! Who do you think kept your precious Chuckles safe in the lockup?
http://blab-o-rama.home.att.net/ Beerzie Boy

What adorable children…it’s hard to believe they are related to someone who has such screwed-up hair.
http://convivial.blogspot.com Heather #2

Like you need to hear it ONE MORE TIME, but I’ve gotta support my girls, yo: you are GORGEOUS and so are those babes! I see why you’re quick to show off the fam. Hope you had a wonderful respite from your beloved LA.
http://shyeyes.org shy

handsome couple! beautifull kids! heather… you look… statuesque! [i've always wanted to use that word on some one...]
http://www.mhsanctuary.com/borderline/bpd.htm Expatriate Mormon

a) I love the hair. Its flattering.
b) You look so angry and sad, I’m sorry you feel that way and I know how you feel.
c) Absent the goth-ish makeup and flippy hair you look *exactly* like a BYU coed! Can’t get away from those good wholesome “Born and bred a Mormon” good looks.
Finally … that isn’t my web site, but you should read it. Jon too, OK? Promise?
Expat Again

Fudge. I hate it that I can’t flippin’ do HTML right. You could be a doll and add an r to the tag in my previous post. And here’s the URL to the page I want you guys to see:

( http://www.mhsanctuary.com/
borderline/bpd.htm )
http://paulsboutique.blogspot.com Paul Gutman

I was about to ask: “Does anyone else think that Husband looks like Jon Favreau?”

And then I read further and was glad I didn’t post before reading all the comments.

Hair looks marvelous, darling.
http://www.unremembered.com darian

I love the short hair..looks like you belong in a vidal sasoon comercial. Those boys are too cute..love the curly blonde hair.
http://delicateflower.prettyposies.com melanie

man, i hope that expat’s link is a joke. except it’s not funny.
http://queserasera.blogspot.com Sarah B.

Oh, look at all that precious stern Mormon stock! I want to smooch everyone.
Gentleman Prefer Blondes

What’s with all of the accolades? She’s hot, but she’s not a real blonde…
http://www.mizdos.com bran baby

these children have such precious, angelic faces.

they must be monstrous stinkers at times.
No one really

There once was a band called “Heather’s Hair” … quite excellent, actually … could have been named after your lovely ‘do.
http://www.chadcrowell.com Chuck Cheeze

Jon looks dirty. Is John dirty?
ex southern babtist

They are absolutely adorable babies…does your sister still use gobs of hairspray? I remember the stories about her hair…too funny!
http://overflow.blogspot.com Cody

Pinchable cheeks, all.

Beautiful children.
http://brittney.pitas.com brittney

I think you look a bit like Amy Sedaris.
http://inspirationstrikes.blogspot.com Matt

your kids look like the gerber baby. very cute.
pooponastick

So how was Chucks stay at in the big house???
d

Love the “cherub children”. They are positively adorable.

And Heather, you look great. The hair is beautiful!
mule-rider

I am seriously not understanding why expatriate mormon is urging you both to read a site about borderline personality disorder- what gives
http://www.manunderstress.com bedhead

What cute child actors. Will they be int the next Star Wars?
ex southern babtist

I agree with mule rider about the mormon expatriate…really, what gives.
http://delicateflower.prettyposies.com melanie

expat emailed me about my comment (in which i hoped that the link was a joke). apparently, it wasn’t. i wish i hadn’t deleted the email, otherwise, i’d share.
http://www.dooce.com dooce

borderline personality disorder. hmmm. i thought i just had gas.
http://www.asskicker.com The husband

I can feel the projection way over here.
Expatriate Mormon: today is not the day to be fucking with me. My hands are cold, I have nausea, I’ve been pooping all day and I’m growing a second head. I just stopped carving the name of the sociopath (there’s only one. I think.) into my arms. Also, I’ve got to find my dealer. Did I mention I’m anxious as well?
Just kidding. But seriously…
http://outoftune.org/em Em

My God does EVERYBODY in your family have that gorgeous blonde hair and those eyes? And twins! Gotta love ‘em!
Edsmonkey

I like the pic of the conjoined twins.
http://www.matmice.com alexandra mill

you hould kill amy backer
http://www.novenarik.org Jory

Heather has Versace Hair!

This is cool ’cause I was like, jus thinking, “I don’t even know what the proprieter of my local doocery looks like.”
http://thetextobscured.net ismat

Those blond curls are precious!

(The babies’, not yours. Your hair is the shit.)

(Not like shit, THE shit–just pre-empting the comments that might follow on this one.)
Wayne

Your hair is good, but I’m still groovin’ on your sister’s hair. Any more photos in that arena?
http://sandy.sovereignmagic.com sandy

Cute kids!
http://pixelkitty.net stupid bint

diaper down to the knees? I hope its a boy!
http://www.dooce.com dooce

dear lord, what is Versace hair?
http://delicateflower.prettyposies.com melanie

heather, you are gorgeous. love the hair. the kids … man, moppets they are. what a gene pool!
http://www.kaneblues.com/ kane

Beautiful Babies.
http://www.jennifermurray.net Jen

I don’t know what you were worried about, the hair cut is sexy.
http://the.nonproductive.net Nonproductive

Gotta agree. The hair looks fine – although you may want to see a doctor and have that plant removed. If the roots go too deep it could cause trouble.
http://strangecat.org chris

Nice necklace, where’d you find it?
http://www.novenarik.org Jory

Oh, its not a bad thing. Its that whole textured tresses, shaggy chic — oh I’m gonna quit while I’m ahead. ( http://www.canoe.ca/LifewiseStyle01/
0908_fallhair5-can.html ). ahem.
http://aprilgem.com/log aprilgem

Actually, I like the hair, though I barely noticed it because your face is so striking [awesome, haunting eyes and a killer bone structure; I'm green with envy].

And those kids are darling.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/streetstupid shannon

the last picture is adorable.
http://blueshoediaries.com angie

i, too, think the hair is very hot. you had us all worried for naught. i really, really like your sassy hair.

rock on, girlie.
http://www.jenandtonic.ca jennifer

Looks like some sort of Good Looking family reunion. Beautiful.
http://www.brushstroke.tv Mel

If they were any cuter my head would fly off.
http://ordinarymorning.net melly

Oooh, i love babies wearing just diapers. It’s so much easier than snapping fifty snaps with a wiggling infant.

And it’s so cute.