• http://aprilgem.com/log April

    I sure hope so! I’ve been doing the rain-go-away dance for days now, hoping it wouldn’t pour today.

  • http://mrshoefly.livejournal.com Shoefly

    Dooce with a unibrow? We so want pictures. Not to mention with no brows at all!

  • http://www.etherdrift.net/arnoldcam arnold

    Any second now, the Southland TV stations will be displaying the “StormWatch 2002″ graphic.

  • http://www.novenarik.org Jory

    Well at least their growing back! One of my friends has been going a little overboard with Sir Tweeze since Junior High School, and now her brows simply refuse to fill in, sentencing her to look like Edith Piaf for the rest of her life.

  • Michele

    Oh…I saw that episode of Glow and disaster ensued. They should put “WARNING, DO NOT ATTEMPT AT HOME” all over that damn show. Cutesy models always look perfect in make-up and clothes, tricking us into thinking we wil too. By the way did you see that cool kit for stenciling what eyebrows should look like. Got to have that….

  • http://limmert.blogspot.com Antonio Monkerro

    I have a great way to justify eyebrow plucking: sell your used eyebrows to the eyebrow-ly challenged. Like that freaky-looking bald guy on “Smallville”, who my wife insists is a former cast memeber of “Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place.” If so, I’m not sure anyone could prove her right or wrong, since she’s the only person I have ever known to have watched more than two and a half minutes of that atrocious sitcom.

  • http://queserasera.blogspot.com Sarah B.

    Whoa, whoa, whoa, Antonio. Let’s not talk smack about Lex Luthor. Smallville is my gay porn.

  • http://www.weather.com Ex-liontamer

    Actually, it just cleared-up around here. It seems we’ve got your sun this weekend here in the , um, Eastland? Whatever.

  • Edsmonkey

    Scarily enough there is an eyebrow stencil CATALOG!
    Woulda thunk?

  • http://paulsboutique.blogspot.com Paul Gutman

    I was personally convinced that the president of my college could control the weather because it sucked all year, and then suddenly the admitted students showed up and it was pretty springtime.

    But I like weather, which is why I’ve been ranting that I gots no autumn out here on the Right Coast.

  • http://blab-o-rama.home.att.net Beerzie Boy

    Can you send Jillian up North to do the weather? We like weather chicks with big breasts to show us their live doppler.

  • hurgle

    Gay porn and endless cursing are tired memes.

  • Jeanette

    I can fully relate to eyebrow troubles. Once when I was 12 I decided to shave around my eyebrows and mistakenly shaved half of one off! I learned all about the beauty of eyebrow pencils quite quickly!

  • Chip Tijuana

    I think Whoopee or Vanilla Ice are the ultimate authorities on eye brows, so we should all try to find a ouiji board and contact them, well they may not be dead, but we can atleast get in touch with their careers. As far as weather is concerned, it’s been snowing for a week and a half way up here in Ottawa-land. It would really suck to be a male pornstar in a feature titled Smallville…snicker!

  • http://www.dooce.com dooce

    talking about memes is such a tired meme.

  • http://amindofamind.blogspot.com Naaman

    Here in SF, we got mad amounts of rain and wind. Dooce, could you lend your brows a bit and just get rid of the wind? I don’t mind the rain — that means snow in Tahoe — but the wind is killing us all!!

  • http://sx70.blogspot.com sx70

    the rain here in los angeles was good news bad news. good news is that since it was looking so glum lately, i had been neglecting to give ingrid her trip to the spa, and she’s been trotting me around town with big blobs of bird crap on her, and on a sexy silvery swede that don’t look so good. in any case, she got to bathe and that’s nice. bad news is that i have to hear people make that fucking “storm watch 2002″ joke, as if nobody has ever heard it before. sad little fuckers.

  • http://http://thepropagandist.com the propagandist

    tender places?!?

  • p

    This Jillian…she’s a weather “professional?” She’s on TV? Does she dress for TV as she does for her website? This is my favorite part of said website: “Here’s my “oh-so-famous”, Charlie’s Angels pose.
    “Okay buddy, spread ‘um!” Yes, oh so famous.

  • red

    what is the backstory on that pic of Oscar?

  • http://www.realityremixed.com Keith

    I hate Jillian Barberie with a passion. She’s so damned annoying. I don’t care what celebrity friends she hangs out with, and she announces it every two seconds on Good Day L.A. to make herself seem more important.

  • http://feministe.blogspot.com ms lauren

    my solution: stay away from E!. it can only do you harm.

  • http://vibegrrl.diaryland.com vibegrrl

    Isn’t that Jillian chick on ‘EX-treme Dating’, wearing the same ugly barely-boobie-covering brown peasant top?

    On the GLOW tip, MAX FACTOR LIPFINITY IS THE GREATEST LIPSTICK EVER! Disturbing as it is, that shit NEVER comes off!!!

  • http://ponevac,com David

    why do they call her “water bra”?

  • http://delicateflower.prettyposies.com melanie

    just cruised through water bra’s site and i pretty impressed at how banal and completely devoid of any real thought in there. (note that i said “impressed,” not “surprised.” for example, here is her rant on breast feeding in public:
    “Now don’t get me wrong, I think that breast feeding your newborn baby must be a wonderful experience, but it kind of freaks me out. I mean do you look? not look? pretend not to see anything? what? Sure the baby has to eat and it is completely natural, but it still kind of freaks me out. I’ll probably change my mind after I have my first one, but for now no thanks.”

    thanks, water bra! you’ve changed my life!

  • http://shyeyes.org shy

    must concur with melanie… went into to this water-bra girl’s site. didn’t mind the vanity of it all… she’s the basic 14 year old boys wet dream after all (and i must admit that i took a peek at her maxim photo’s), but had to laugh at one of her advices to a 30 yr old lady who wrote in about her situation of a sexless life with her husband… the advice given? “go out on a date with him! oww… better yet! get him to take viagra!”

    not dissing viagra as i have no personal reference to it, but come on! not one time did ‘couple’s counseling’ and/or ‘sex therapy’ come into play!

    hate to burst her water-bra-bubble, but the couple sounds like they need more then ‘just a date’.

  • Sumsumm

    Jillian Barbieri gives me the impression she’s probably not EVER very far away from a vertical brass pole. I’m thinkin’ it’s not a water bra… just a few stray one dollar bills.

  • http://www.shiftyeye.com/Madness.asp?LIST_ID=22 REM vs. Palace

    I just spent five minutes on that woman’s site. Five minutes I’ll never get back again. Pathetic.

  • http://blab-o-rama.home.att.net Beerzie Boy

    “talking about memes is such a tired meme.” Damn! I was going to say that!

    Note to Hurgle: Meme THIS.

  • http://sx70.blogspot.com sx70

    oh yeah, jillian barberie is CANADIAN. that’s it, i’m staying here.

  • http://convivial.blogspot.com Heather #2

    Sumsumm, hilarious! Do you have a website?

  • http://ain'tgotone dewey

    Two thoughts: a) who among us has not suffered brow trauma? Me, I spent September looking skeptical, thanks to a chatty Kathy who made the one arch higher than the other one. A month of people saying, “No, REALLY” to me got old by the end of the second week…. Kinda. (b) is by the way ain’t nobody know how to drive in southern California, and that’s as sure as little green apples being rendered by God and what all else that dumbass-song-you-can-thank-me-very-much-for-sticking-in-your-head says.
    Oh, and p.s. to you, HBH, regarding your sudden unemployment of the springtime: that’s called wrongful termination, unless you were actually blogging at work, and you can sue their ass. Finally, as for the weaselfucker that turned you in, you can rest assured that their days are forever marked by oozing pus-crusted anal sores, so there’s that.

  • http://shyeyes.org shy

    yo sx70,

    don’t be dissing canada! i’m a canadian… i’m very sorry to say that waterbra girl is also canadian… but nevertheless, don’t be dissing my country! seriously… we’re not all that bad… except maybe alan thicke. don’t know what happened there.

  • Sue

    Hey Dooce… I know your busy trying to make babies and moving but I miss the v. creative and everchanging mastheads… could you add that to your “TO DO” list please:)

  • http://www.mydogatemydaypass.blogspot.com Sumsumm

    Thanks Heather#2. It’s new.
    Other thoughts: There’s nothing wrong with Canada, my money goes a long way there. Also, Dooce… beer is only like 3% alcohol by volume up there. ‘Nuff said.

  • http://misadventuresofagirl.com cat

    yeah, at the eyebrowz website you can browse through WAY too many eyebrow stencils modelled after celebrities.i once was convinced i would just be a better human if i had better eybrows. i guess that’s what i was thinking, it is the only explanation i have for being on that website for 3.5 hours. they have a pam anderson stencil, even though she barely has eyebrows. oh, and the boobs don’t come with it if you order that one…