• me

    bi coastal is a little more than “bi coastal”

  • http://follicle.net kidfarthest

    This is Kidfarthest of Infected Pets and I’ve really been digging the Mormons lately, they seem to have it all together. I think you really should re-think your anti-Mormon position and seriously check out Chuckles, quite regularly, ’cause y’know, infected pets are a leading cause of contagion. I think along with your move, you should consider changing your views on delusional and over-controlling religious organizations, and realize that Jesus Christ himself can substitute for any cravings you might have for coffee, cigarettes, or even independent thinking. If you’re really moving to suburbia, the Mormons are there to help you conform to our societal norms and enrich your cultural experience with a history of bigotry and questionable childbearing practices. You really should cut them some slack. And give Dave Barry a break, you’re so brilliant he will never catch up.

  • http://www.dennis.ca/weblog dennis

    OBSERVATIONS: I am one of the 15 who comes to work wonky. The DBA thing is so ridiculously true. I, too regularly, finish drinking at 1 in the afternoon. QUESTIONS: May I be the guitar technician for the band? What do you do if you boss sends you Dilbert comics with notes saying “I’m like this”?

  • http://www.dennis.ca/weblog dennis

    Blair — Hahah! My old roommate and I spent immesurable research hours to come up with the following: “French girls… Crazy in bed, and you can’t trust ‘em.”

  • http://smivey.blogspot.com smivey

    If that’s all you’ve learned in L.A., it’s no wonder you’re leaving. Hopefully, Utah will be more exciting for you. Personally, I learned not to admire a woman’s ass until I’m sure that it’s a woman. Transvestites suck.

  • http://blog.akacooties.com mike

    all my life, i’ve waited for an all-girl rock band that included a banjo player and a glockenspiel player. eee-yowza!

  • http://shyeyes.org shy

    RE: BAD ASIAN DRIVERS. speaking for my people, we’re not all that bad. we’re not all that good either. we’re very good at doing math. at least that’s what my parents reminded me when i was young. i failed calculus.

  • http://wasswallowedbyagiantseamonsterthatwassetlooseontheworldwhenthedotcombubbleburst... lord goon

    So here I am reading your website day after day in amiable silence, not knowing that you are, in fact, the OTHER person on the planet aside from my bad, wheezy self who still worships Bettie Serveert. Shame you’re married…