• Dave Thomas

    We’ll send two representatives right over.

  • Spaceball

    There goes the neighborhood.

  • http://www.absenter.org Naz

    Intense.

  • http://www.kaneblues.com/ kane

    Oh the humanity! Glad you all arrived in one piece.

  • http://translucent.nu Katie

    I feel for you, I really do.

  • http://www.prettyparanoia.blogspot.com/ pretty_paranoia

    that sounds nasty.

  • http://www.untopia.com garrett

    (Welcome back, all that.) I think you’ll find the experience… interesting. Like any place, it should give you plenty to write about.
    Do give my fondest regards to the bishopric if they stop by to welcome you into the ward.

  • http://shashin.pixelkitty.net stupid bint

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  • deadking

    ha you think you got it bad?
    ha i live in west virginia

  • http://thepropagandist.com propagandist

    utaht it was somewhere else?

  • http://www.google.com Ex-liontamer

    …and it’s all MY fault.

  • http://www.blurbism.com Marshall

    Utah can’t be all that bad — I know at least two cool people that live there. Besides, the Escalante Canyon is there.

  • http://goatse.cx BUTTERBALL

    I don’t know if you knew this or not, but I just got done masturbating to gay porn. I think I’ll sleep for a few hours, eat some leftover Domino’s pizza from last night, and repeat the process over and over again until I die.

  • http://www.moveablebeast.com peggy

    BYU. Bring Your (sacred heavenly) Underwear.

  • http://www.pixelslap.com karmaboy

    I’m interested in your organization and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • http://www.jennifermurray.net Jen

    I for one am looking forward to hearing about all the mormons and getting a peak and the scenery.

  • http://ben.studiom11.com Funtime Ben

    I think this officially means you’re safe from terrorists.

  • ME

    i hope living in Utah doesn’t change your outlook on life . it seems you’ve toned down or hold back enough as it is since the “relaunch.”

  • http://www.sanskhronos.com Bryan

    I’m in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons.

  • http://www.shiftyeye.com dclay

    I warned you about those ruby slippers of yours…

  • http://www.thesafeword.com/daily/kerry.html Kerry

    Man. Utah is going to LOVE you.

  • steve

    Move.

  • Devin

    Sucka! You fell for it. The mormon secret police will be at your door sooner than later. Remeber when you are looking for an apartment that “ND” stands for no drinking.

  • http://thetextobscured.net ismat

    Yeah, but how long are you going to stay?

  • http://www.dennis.ca/weblog dennis

    Current temperature here: -3F, windchill -20F. My sacred underwear comes in the form of longjohns… 8-)

  • HurgleGurgle

    Please be my third wife.

    There is a nice natural foods store in Sugarhouse.

    “Bryan thinks:
    I’m in the same boat, I live in Alabama, which is like Utah with Southern Baptists instead of Mormons.”

    Oh, the South is much, much worse.

  • http://www.michaelcosm.com Michael

    Dooce in Deseret:
    Boozin in the Beehive State – In a world where you can’t buy liquor on Sunday. Dooce (Britney Spears) and DJ Blurb (Alan Cumming) leave LA and find themselve in Utah.

  • ~Angel

    Be sure to let us know when you’ve been assimilated.

  • http://www.itsnotanoctopus.blogspot.com erin

    oh my god, I live in utah.

  • http://www.blurbomat.com the very grumpy husband

    Alan Cumming? I think I deserve at least Jake Gyllenhaal or Benecio Del Toro.

  • http://www.realityremixed.com Keith

    It could be worse. It’s not Point Barrow, Alaska, where the sun has already set for the year and won’t come out again until March.

  • http://jason@completesquare.org jason

    los angeles: out. utah: in.
    go get a 4.0 in damage.

  • renaat

    what’s wrong with Alan Cumming? I adore Alan Cumming.

  • http://eastvan.bc.ca/photos/2001-Mar-01-moustache/moustache-vegas-fuck-you.jpg suck it up, hubby

    You get what you get and fucking like it, cha-cha.

  • http://amindofamind.blogspot.com Naaman

    You obviously forgot to check out the bottom system before you moved because you ended up in the wrong place!

  • Poo head

    Mormons. Whoa.

  • http://www.knitwitology.net/knitlog Morgan

    I’ll be out there Thursday… luckilly I also get to LEAVE Thursday.

  • http://www.sfu.ca/~phui/index2.html couloir

    on the one hand ur in utah… on the other zion is the most beautiful place ive ever been….

  • http://afreedman@lrp.com Anne Freedman

    Heather, since I can’t find an e-mail address for you, thought I’d try to reach you this way. I’m writing a story about the HR implications of web logs for my magazine, Human Resource Executive, and wanted to talk to you about your experiences. Can you drop me a line and let me know how I can get in touch with you?
    Thanks.
    Anne

  • http://www.shiningsinners.com Edsmonkey

    Let us know where to send the liquor when you run out…

  • OIBOY

    Gah….Utah fer chrissakes…..Gah

  • http://ponevac.com David

    Utah? what the heck is that? ;)

  • SnarkyPup

    Two words: porn czar.

  • http://lawver.net Kevin

    As a former BYU Inmate, I feel your pain. Hopefully, you’re in Salt Lake, where the percentage of Los Mormones drops considerably. Keep the (lack of) Faith and don’t forget to swear loudly in public – that should keep them at bay.

  • http://www.bostonblueyes.blogspot.com Colin

    Isn’t Utah the Bring ‘em Young state?

  • http://. .

    I didn’t know this was an anti-mormon website heads up to all the prejudice out there.

  • http://papillonbleu82.blogspot.com meggo

    the second wife will arrive shortly.

  • Bucci

    I’m really impressed with how quickly this all shook down. I think a move like that, start to finish, would take me a few years.

  • http://www.turbanhead.com/mt Liam Gallagher

    Fix my teef

  • http://digitalscavenger.com splinter

    Utah? Whats wrong with Utah? I hear great things about Europe.