• http://quixotical.org Anna

    This is why we must choose our aestheticians with more care and scrutiny than we choose our husbands. Or do all that wax and pluck crap ourselves.

  • Tommy

    I hesitate to write you, for fear of becoming the target of some of the most clever ridicule and diatribe on the net. However, for reason now clear to me, the previous e-mail address I had for you is no longer in service, I must. I got into the FBI. I start in January 2003. You are still one of the best writers I’ve read.

  • SnarkyPup

    Hmm. All the (female) complaining about the pain of waxing comes across as kind of … well … weird. Don’t want to get waxed? Then don’t do it. Want to get waxed? Then don’t get all huffy with your boyfriend/husband about how painful it is. Is your boyfriend/husband pressuring you to get waxed and you don’t want to do it? Dump his ass. But don’t go do something under your own willpower that hurts like hell and then get mad at someone else for the pain. Grow the hell up.

  • http://www.humanlint.com owen

    This one really raised the bar, right? Anyway, I guess I’m trying to tread the middle ground here: no waxing, please, but a little trim (ladies AND gentlemen) can help the medicine, er, go down.

    But whatever you do, keep it clean.

  • http://keurigirl.diaryland.com Stephanie

    Okay. I have to share a story. I grew up on the waterfront of Hood Canal, which is sort of near Seattle. Summertimes were spent in swimsuits. My neighbor, a 40-something redheaded siren with a 70s bush that always looked like it was straining to be released from the sides of her swimsuit, attempted to “trim it up” one day with a pair of kitchen scissors. While doing so, her foot slipped off of her footstool, which caused her to cut off the end of one of her labia. I repeat, she cut off the end of a labia with her kitchen scissors. Need I say more?

  • http://keurigirl.diaryland.com Stephanie

    Also, where do I get Coochy Creme?????

  • http://arielmeadow.com/electrolicious Ariel

    Did a little research:
    http://www.freddyandeddy.com/
    productreviews/coochyreview.htm

  • marie

    do you think hers are real? My fiance and i can’t decide. he’s been speding alot of time “studying” them. http://www.emusicfan.com/
    mig.php?pageType=folder&currDir=./
    Christina_Aguilera/Maxim_2003

  • http://lennisandmole.com mole

    holy airbrush, batman…

  • http://nope pecky

    No amount of hair could ever fend off my mouth. Like a regular brer rabbit.

  • http://www.xanga.com/jenhaaay jennay

    “follicular holocausts” – oh man.

  • http://www.chadcrowell.com Chad’s Favorite Bridesmaid

    Hey Ricky, are you kidding?! YOU’RE asking WOMEN if we’ve ever had a short n’ curly stuck between our teeth? I could read a million of these types of sites & NEVER would I read one that a man wrote discussing how he tried to straighten things out for one of us.

  • http://www.romanlily.com Grace

    Your writing & your wit make me laugh out loud.