Archives by date

You are browsing the site archives by date.

Thinking

I never thought I could actually drink three cases of Diet Dr. Pepper, but sadly, I’ve proven myself wrong.

Enjoying

Acte3

Feeling Guilty

For sleeping in until 3pm. Actually, I don’t feel guilty. I feel rested.

How to Charm Me

Assure me that my little boobs will never sag like Gwyneth’s little saggers.

How to Annoy Me

Think that I won’t add you to my annoy list. Ain’t nobody exempt.

Pug Out of Time

Right now, right as I’m lying in bed drinking coffee and watching “I Love Lucy,” the dog across the hall is crying. When I say crying I mean hollering in a desperate, currently-being-beaten sort of way. I’m not concerned, really, because he hollers like this twice a day, everyday. And I know he’s not being [...]

Enjoying

Gizma

Feeling Guilty

For downloading the entire new Kylie Minogue album and loving every single second of it.

How to Charm Me

Suggest that Dick Cheney is hiding out in Jennifer Lopez’s hair.

How to Annoy Me

Remind me that the Easter Bunny’s handwriting is remarkably similar to my father’s.