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Thinking

Am I the only one in this relationship who has to pee?

Reading

Out for a century

Enjoying

Morphosis

Feeling Guilty

For belching in front of my future in-laws.

How to Charm Me

Understand that food on your plate tastes better than food on my plate.

How to Annoy Me

Use the word “partake” with only serious, well-meaning intentions.

Assumptions

Girl A: Hey, did I wake you up? Girl B: Huh? Um, no. No, I’m awake. I’m totally awake. Girl A: No you’re not. I woke you up. I’m sorry. Girl B: No, really. I’m awake. I wasn’t sleeping. Girl A: Are you sure? Girl B: Am I sure? Girl A: Yeah, are you sure [...]

Thinking

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Mix

Enjoying

A Photographic Documentary

Feeling Guilty

For wearing the same red shirt four days in a row. Tomorrow will be five.