Thinking
Am I the only one in this relationship who has to pee?
Reading
Out for a century
Enjoying
Morphosis
Feeling Guilty
For belching in front of my future in-laws.
How to Charm Me
Understand that food on your plate tastes better than food on my plate.
How to Annoy Me
Use the word “partake” with only serious, well-meaning intentions.
Assumptions
Girl A: Hey, did I wake you up? Girl B: Huh? Um, no. No, I’m awake. I’m totally awake. Girl A: No you’re not. I woke you up. I’m sorry. Girl B: No, really. I’m awake. I wasn’t sleeping. Girl A: Are you sure? Girl B: Am I sure? Girl A: Yeah, are you sure [...]
Thinking
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Mix
Enjoying
A Photographic Documentary
Feeling Guilty
For wearing the same red shirt four days in a row. Tomorrow will be five.
