• http://www.line-noise.com K

    Stevie B. is creepy????? WHAT!?

  • http://www.line-noise.com K

    Stevie B. is gay!!!!!!! What!?

  • http://convivial.blogspot.com Heather #2

    Wasn’t Stevie B. a one-hit wonder from the late 80′s/early 90′s? That song “One More Try?” or something. Timmy T., Stevie B. It was something like that.

  • http://www.harsh-light.com/~sparkler/index.html dirty

    IRK:What’s wrong with William H. Macy? How could you can not be thrilled to tears that he’s getting some action!

    If Steve Buscemi’s gay (which I don’t think he is or at least i don’t care) does that mean he can’t be cute or does it mean he can’t be “indie”?????? I’m so confused.

  • http://panajane.blogspot.com Jane

    I was wondering who Steve Buscemi was (from reading Dooce’s blog)so I looked his name up in Yahoo and lo and behold he’s that dude! He’s an awesome actor; I’ve always liked him. Yes he is creepy in a creepy kind of way, but he’s creepy/cuddly (does that even exist?. Now I know his name.

    What is so good about being indie? What are the perks?

  • http://www.nothing.com allisonic


  • http://www.latimes.com god


  • http://us.imdb.com/Name?Buscemi,+Steve mr. pink

    I’M NOT GAY!

  • http://www.line-noise.com K

    Heather2k32k: Maybe it was Sheila E. or Kunta KintE? I love the alphabet.

    Mr. Pink: You ARE gay. Gay as the ass I sit on. Or… something else… that’s um, gay. Hm.

  • Suzyn

    The Mormon Church gives away passes to Sundance? That’s a nice bene. Catholics–pass out of purgatory; Episcopalians, pass out of using the wrong fork for salad; Protestants, pass into stiff upper lip; Mormons, pass into Sundance. Gotta see the good in that.

  • http://quixotical.org Anna

    Thank GOD I’m not alone with the Steve Buscemi is “cute in a totally creepy” yet still cute way.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/sarahallison sarah

    Somebody had a good joke for, “how many indie kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb” and now its killing me because I can’t remember the punchline…someone help please?

  • http://thepropagandist.com the propagandist

    i’m aggressively unkempt and grouchy, but in the indie way.

    you know, the way it used to be before it was cool to be aggressively unkempt and grouchy.

    ahhh, the good old days…

  • Pinkie

    Hey Sarah, here’s the joke.

    Q: How many indie kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: What, you didn’t know?

  • http://www.talkingcrow.com/blog/ rosebaby

    ms hamilton: there’s a britney standee (you know, the big cardboard life size dumbass marketing things) down the hall at work. drop me a note and we’ll talk shipping addresses.

  • rosebaby

    p.s. today’s poop:

    legendary farts: http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/fart.html

  • http://individual.utoronto.ca/brenbren/blog.html Brenda

    Jen, as for not seeing celebrities in Canada, I have four words: John Cusack in Calgary.

    Oh yes.

  • http://savedbyzero@hotmail.com Sheila

    Heather #2,

    Not if they’re Dooce’s.

  • purist fuckwad

    You are the Bard, Dooce!

  • PD

    “Dedicated to the revolution of youth culture personified in Avril Lavigne.”



  • LK

    Sarah: I think this is the joke.

    Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None, because they would all rather sit in the dark and cry.


  • http://mrslocore@yahoo.com Slocore

    Britney gave a great performance in that movie Crossroads. I know people will immediately disagree with me but she really did.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/sarahallison sarah

    thanks to all those who brainstormed to find the punchline. If I were emo, I would give you my zine.

  • Janice

    just wanted to say that steve buscemi is greatness. i get 10x more excited about a movie when i see his crooked-toothed smile appear.. lol im probably the second biggest fan of fargo, and that other movie with the guys and the stuff and steve.. y’know.

    go bears :)

  • http://www.injust-spring.com Alex

    Steve Buscemi looks like Gollum…

  • http://www.digitalcatharsis.com the mighty jimbo

    industry people in utah? i’m surprised they even know how to find it on a map. eh. they probably think its located somewhere near mammoth.

  • http://swirlspice.blogspot.com Irk

    DIRTY: I think I’m fixating on whatever William H. Macy film that’s coming out where he’s mentally challenged and looks like Yoda.

  • http://yip.org/lyrae/ Lyrae

    Did you see Laurel Canyon? My best friend’s totally got a part in it and I’m so excited to see it and giggle.

  • http://brittney.pitas.com brittney

    Philip Seymoure Hoffman has monster toes.

    The proof lies within Red Dragon.

  • Poison Ivy

    Steve Buscemi is way underrated, cause he is fucking rad. And on a side note, Alan Cumming may possibly be the cutest man ever. Have you seen him in interviews??

  • http://www-personal.umich.edu/~rstarlin/unapologetics.html nessa

    Alex – The first time I saw Two Towers, I actually wondered if (albeit perhaps secretly)the LOTR people modeled Gollum on S.B.

    Poison Ivy – Alan Cumming is fucking hott. yes, i just used two t’s. he just may be the cutest man ever.

  • http://aprilgem.com/log April

    I am so indie, I don’t even know what “indie” means.

  • LK

    there should be a new word for indie. the word is so overused it has lost its meaning.

    bah, who needs LA when there’s Sundance in Utah? However, it’s been in the 70s here lately…

  • http://tattletale.net nita

    I liked ___________ before he was popular/she was well known/had plastic surgery/lost all that weight.

    So there.

  • http://sx70.blogspot.com sx70.blogspot.com

    i’m second!

  • http://savedbyzero@hotmail.com sheila

    I hope photos are in the works.

  • http://www.filteringcraig.com Craig

    These are hipper versions of the people who give me funny looks at “indie” rock shows. I went to see Death Cab and the Dismemberment Plan a few months back and I was catching looks because I don’t dress like an indie kid. Or maybe I don’t have cool “scene hair.”
    I just like Rock music and eccentric movies. Styles are fleeting.

  • http://www.paulgutman.net Paul Gutman

    I despise the trend of claiming indie cred when all you are is unwashed. If you’re indie, stop proving it to me and just BE INDIE.

    [On two side notes:
    1. SX70, sorry, but it doesn't look like you were second.
    2. I'd like to apologize to all for my rather egocentric "Paul Himself" label from the last post--I forgot I wasn't commenting on my own site. Forgive me please].

  • http://notsograceful.blogspot.com/ anna

    wait, are you saying that william h. macy doesn’t have a perfect body?

    i am SO disillusioned now.

    on the subject of tina fey, however, i must say she is awfully adorable in that way that jimmy fallon is awfully adorable, which makes watching SNL news a sort of weird conflict because i think i really want to kiss them both.

  • http://www.winslow-arockband.com Rock People

    I see these same narrow assed overly hip snobs out at the rock show all the time.

    I just want to grab three of four of them by the neck (they’re small) give them a good shaking and scream “I spent all the money you used on pea coats and hair product on RECORDS!”

  • Quesodiablo

    AT one point or another i have considered trying to be indie but there was just too much stuff to remember and stuff and so i was like i cant remember all this stuff so i didnt.

  • http://convivial.blogspot.com Heather #2

    Sheila, dear. Photos from the festival would be sooooo un-indie.

  • http://thetextobscured.net Ismat

    Dooce, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I was totally into that band about three years ago, before they sold out. I read the script of that movie on the Internet in ’97 and I knew just being made would be the worst thing to happen to it. And I think Tina Fey got that flip and big glasses from me when we ran into each other when SNL was just a gleam in her eye.

  • http://www.blogideas.com Jason

    I think she did get to keep the wig.

  • Kate the Great

    I’m so indie I don’t even know it. See my rectangular bakelite-framed eyeglasses? You should be impressed right about now. No, seriously.

    I’m related to recently coronated Hollywood royalty, so there goes my indie cred right down the drain. And I spent years imitating those scenester antics!

  • http://www.ericalynn.com ericalynn

    let’s get, let’s get, let’s get rocked!

  • http://www.talkingcrow.com/blog/ rosebaby

    Seattle is now that way during the Film Festival. It’s a good run of movies, and it cured me of dying to go to Sundance. The lines are awful, it’s hard to get tickets, etc etc. Granted, the celebrity factor isn’t as high. Although a couple years ago Parker Posey showed up drunk and silly promoting Party Girl. And Julianne Moore was just as pretty in person. I am, however, envious of the Steve Buscemi siting. How are the bathrooms?

  • http://www.harsh-light.com/~sparkler/index.html Ze-na?

    No, really was Britney in the mix? I want details.

    Sometimes i think indie stands for “in” as in “in-crowd” in which case I think i’m a “audi”

  • http://queserasera.blogspot.com Sarah B.

    We were skiing in Park City during Sundance when I was a freshman in high school. I walked by a theater with my little brother and then I bought an M.C. Escher T-shirt. Yet another chance to almost be not really cool at all.

  • http://www.golf-blogger.blogspot.com SpiKe

    That was a joke, Dooce — the spaghetti-strap tank top and mini-skirt I was wearing — it was a joke, I tell ya! And you make it sound so … so Christine Aguilera-like. It was just a joke.