Name: Former Congressman Henry “Buck” Chucklesworth
Hometown: Salt Lake City, UT
Weight: 47 lbs
Age: 11 months
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Dirty Duke Boy
Santa’s anxious helper
Mormon-a-licious! Chuck-a-riffic! Utah-dellic!
canine be your valentine?
that’s why they call it puppy love.
what a dog.
(sorry. couldn’t resist another go.)
That kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies. The picture of Chuck sleeping was much cuter.
Nice puupies on that puppy.
(Thanks for the laugh.)
Bwa ha ha ha ha. Haha. Heh. Meh. Ahh.
Lil Bow Wow-ette.
I think pink is definitely Chuck, I mean, Buck’s color.
That is wrong on so many levels. Yet again, Dooce, you rock.
Wow, that much boob, and still 47 pounds.
“you can scratch my rear till my leg twitches any day, baby.”
What luscious, flowing hair the former congressman has.
47 lbs. is the weight of each boob, yes?
Gimme some tongue, bitch. And I can say bitch.
Scary. Scary. Scary. With a capital “SC”.
those can’t be real.
nice rack, man.
you are positively sick.
the most disturbing part of this? that lorenzo lamas would look at chuck and make goo-goo eyes at him and give him a 9.9 on the “sex appeal” score, all in a some twisted effort to get him in the sack later.
actually, the most disturbing part of this is that i actually watched that freak show last night and am, therefore, able to make such a comment.
you know, putting Christmas bows around his neck and taking pictures is one thing. Surgicaly removing his head and putting it on Christina in some freak frankenstien experiment is quite another!
Did increase the brain size though….
julia – i’m in delightful agreement with you. do ya think lorenzo would pull out his laser pointer to measure the spot where chuck’s thighs should be touching?
just look at those teets…
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