• http://www.vividblurry.com Toby

    How, then, does one pronounce ‘rayon?’

  • http://aprilgem.com/log April

    And may you dream in Crayola color.

  • http://www.dooce.com dooce

    “rayon” is pronounced “rown,” of course.

  • http://barkins.com Richard Barkins

    How about we forget the whole crayon thing and dream of me?

  • http://larue.blogspot.com Summer

    Cray. On. Definately Cray-on.

  • http://www.10speedstudio.com Kayt

    In the Midwest (where I spent the first 17 years of my life), crayon is pronounced “cran”– no long A sound, no O. Pretty scary, huh? And don’t even get me started on how to pronouce “coupon” and “milk”!

  • http://www.theagathaexperience.com Agatha

    Cray-ola cray-ons are cray-zy!

  • http://www.digitalcatharsis.com the mighty jimbo

    dooce, take out the needle, and go get help.

    (ya know, she is still the motherfucking greatest even when she is completely fucking wrong. )

  • http://translucent.nu Katie

    I so agree with your husband.

  • http://www.megchem.com megchem

    djblur is in the right…sorry? Next thing you know…roooof is ruf and Flooorida is Flarda….wtf?

  • http://www.megchem.com megchem

    Oh yeah I almost forgot…doooorothy would be darthy…. huh…

  • JoeBillionaire

    Damn… there are surveys done on everything.

    http://hcs.harvard.edu/~golder/
    dialect/staticmaps/q_9.html

  • Grace

    I’m with Kayt and Cran, like Cran-Berry. I’ve never heard anything funny with the word milk but if people can warp “forty” into “farty” then I guess anything’s possible.

  • Janice

    no no, crayon is most definetly not pronounced “crown” there was a girl in my grade two class that always said it that way and it made me mad. I don’t know why, but it did. crayon should be pronounced crayon, no silly spaces inbetween or shortening.. craayooon. whew. sorry, i have word issues i think

  • Grace

    Maybe it’s more like Cray-In. Yeah, that’s more like it.

  • shem

    For what it’s worth, I’m British and I say definitely “crown”.

  • http://www.throughyoureyes.com Dyanna

    I, too, agree with Hubby.

  • http://none Kate

    Crown. Definitely. Anything else is wrong.

  • superstar

    It is totally a Crown!!!!

  • wino

    Somebody gots some “Crown”?

  • e

    I vote cray-on. And for christ’s sake – gif, not jif. sheesh…

  • http://www.reddeyez.com ryan

    Crayola make cray-ons, not crowns ;)

  • http://thetextobscured.net Ismat

    Dooce, I love you and all, but really, it’s not “crown.” Or “cran,” for my fellow midwesterners.

    It is CRAY-ON.

  • http://www.paulgutman.net Paul Gutman

    I’m with Blurb on this one. For agreement’s sake, I just say “pass me the turquoise one, asshole.”

  • presley

    my aunts favorite crayon color is carmel pecan mayonnaise

  • MovieGirl

    In the midwest Crayon is pronounced “Cran”, but Rayon is “Ray-on.”

  • pinky

    OK, I am from the midwest, so I know its cray-ahn, cou-pahn, and mulk. Also, Alan Thicke’s TV show is called “Groin Pains.”

  • http://www.antisocialdiva.com antisocial diva

    i am one of the “cray on” folks.

  • http://www.aubreysabala.com aubs

    Cran. As in Cranberry juice. Cranberry colored Crans are good too…

  • http://www.clamhead.com Keri

    Damn… Now you’ve got me sitting at my computer saying to myself, “Crayon…? Craaaaan. Cra-ahn…” over and over like a mental patient.

  • http://queserasera.blogspot.com Sarah B.

    I hate to do this to you again, especially after the clog incident last year, but I’m with Jon on this one.

  • Lisa

    Me too, Keri.

  • http://www.3xb.org Bj¯rnsky

    Cray on, dude!

  • http://www.lutero.com/weblog Tim

    I think Aubs and Keri are the closest. Cran, with a slight extension on the “a”. Definitely. No argument.

  • http://www.lipsman.com Benjy

    I’m siding with Kayt and Grace on this one — CRAN!

  • galt

    my sunday school teacher used to pronounce the name of the wax coloring utensil ‘crane’. then i renounced catholicism.

    i agree with all y’all that be puttin a hyphen all up in there…it’s cray-on. not cray. on.

    whirred.

  • PJ

    I don’t see no stinking ‘w’ in that word. Nor have I ever heard anyone ever say it like that. That is just wrong.

    About as wrong as my husband saying ‘cats-up’ instead of the obviously correct ‘ketch-up.’

  • http://www.twofortheshow.com Ric

    Cray-on… But then again, I’m a Canuck, and still haven’t figured out the whole “house” as “hoose” controversy.

  • http://blab-o-rama.com Beerzie Boy

    He doesn’t say liberry, does he? I hate that.

  • http://aprilgem.com/log April

    Whirred?

  • http://www.digitalcatharsis.com the mighty jimbo

    I understand that by being from the midwest, this might be difficult for many of you to follow. But concentrate, and you can get it too. This is quite elemantary (that means easy) and should be much easier for you to accept than say, oh, the theory of evolution or the Democratic party.

    One word. Two syllables. Crayon. It’s right there in the dictionary. Go check. Cray-on (kra’on).

    Color inside the lines kids. Inside the lines. I’ll stop being a patronizing, self-righteous little motherfucker and will go back to work now.

  • http://www.digitalcatharsis.com the mighty jimbo

    ya know, my arguments would be way cooler if i could only learn how to spell.

    yep. i suck.

  • http://individual.utoronto.ca/brenbren/blog.html Brenda

    Cray-on, emphasis on the cray. I’ve never heard it pronounced as one syllable and assume that this is some freaky American defiling of the word.

  • http://www.thetrailerpark.org slackjaw

    It’s not “cray-on”
    it’s not “Crown”
    it’s not “cran”

    It’s “Craen”

  • http://www.unapologetics.org nessa

    never heard ‘crown’ in reference to a coloring device before. depending on how fast i’m talking, i go between ‘cran’ and ‘cray-on’. no space. i’m also from the midwest, but i’ve never had the ‘accent’.

  • Los Feliz freak

    Dooce- you’ve never been so wrong. Check out http://www.yourdictionary.com. Look up “crayon.” You can listen to someone pronouncing the word correctly, although your husband already is.

  • http://footinmouthdisease.blogspot.com Naaman

    I would’ve agreed with Jon were I there in the heat of the debate, as I’ve always pronounced it cray-on. But, I figured I’d check before blabbing too much.

    http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/
    audio.pl?crayon01.wav=crayon

    I rest my case.

  • http://www.verbaldrool.com Sam

    cray-on, definitely.

  • http://www.paulgutman.net Paul Gutman

    I think that the people who actually broke out the dictionary took a lot of fun out of the argument.

    Also, I think that there’s always room for changing pronunciation…it’s just that I’m right.

    Hyphens, baby, hyphens.

  • http://www.mediasparkles.com/blog Vera

    I think it’s pronounced “cry in” as in “I like to cry in the shower.”