Listening
Bettie Serveert: Log 22
How to Annoy Me
Sneak that goddamn cardboard toilet paper roll out of the goddamn trash can ONE MORE TIME.
How to Charm Me
Forgive me for loudly saying “fuck” and “shit” and “Holy God” in front of your 3-yrd old son.
Reading
Trying for normal
Enjoying
Joe Sorren
Feeling Guilty
For not turning to p. 118 to get that Seriously Sculpted Butt!
